here's my 2 tickers as redneck:
Noo Mazda cars:Mazdaspeed Protegé, 170HP, limited t'2000 copies, all sold t'mah knowlage. Upa-comin' Models:It's thet time of th' year, finally, an' Mazda's got one hell of a gif': Released approx. 12/20, th' Mazda 6 Sedan, as enny fool kin plainly see. Availible wif a 170hp 2.3 I4 o' a rippin' 220hp 3.0 V6. An' as an extended present, th' 5 dore an' wagon t'be released in Febuary ¤ Mazda RX-8, choice of eifer 189HP o' 250HP Renesis rotary ingine, sh'd be released summer of 2003. Mazda Moto'spo'ts:Noo Star Mazda series racecar unvialied featurin' a much faster Renesis rotary ingine an' sleeker design, as enny fool kin plainly see. ¤ RX-8 LM car a-comin' t'th' ALMS, not much info released, cuss it all t' tarnation. Wo'ld WideMazda Demio sellin' 15K units in fust month of noo release. ¤ Noo Mazda 2(which is th' Demio) gits 4 stars outta 5 in CAR mag an' gits menny complements. Mazda FutureMazda Protegé, 323, an' Familia t'become sin'le name; Mazda 3. ¤ Mazda US model B-series is bein' put t'sleep in 2004, leavin' th' quesshun: It's a Fo'd, is we supposed t'care?
Join th' Mazda Associashun Zone(MAZ), an' git all th' Mazda stuff yer hankerin' fo' free, an' git quesshuns answered, cuss it all t' tarnation. How does yo' join yo' ax? Jest put th' MAZ logo in yer sig, post in th' MAZ Member thread, an' yer in! Fry mah hide! I'll then add yo' t'th' list of members, an' yo' kin ax fo' enny of mah stuff. MAZ: 's №¹ car club! Fry mah hide! MAZ Noos: MAZ now has it's own fo'um located in th' Automotive secko' of GTP. Much thanks goes t'Jo'dan! Fry mah hide!
Funny as hell.
