A:
Sainz of things to come
B:
Bearman with me while I change the sign
C:
Ferrari is hoping their new driver gives it the beainz.
D:
Beanz meanz Sainz.
E:
A bad case of appendisainzis.
F:
When the new banner was placed, Ferrari team members are trying to comfort each other, because they were not chosen to peel the corner of the sticker.
G:
Guy putting up poster: "Is it smooth?"
Ferrari guys: "We are checking"
H:
Yiannimize wraps his umpteenth Ferrari.
A:
George - 'So you'll be win , I'll be second and the alpine boys can op up the rest of the big points'.
Max - 'Sounds like a plan. See you on the podium '.
B:
"So George, what do you think it's like driving for a team getting left behind?"
"Haha, yeah that Lewis sure is stupid..."
C:
Max reminds George that in the event of an incident, always blame someone else.
D:
George: Say Max wanna bet I can get someone a 20 second penalty without even colliding with them.
E:
Max: I hope my brakes don't fail if I join you next year.
A:
Ayao asks if a little light cupping is okay, instead of what Kevin usually prefers.
B:
Kevin is caught trying to convince Ayao to do his "Down Low, Too Slow" routine to Pierre and Esteban as they all pass
C:
FF1 Rebirth: Hojo explains to Cloud that he was never a real Soldier
D:
"Look, just because you slightly resemble Sebastian Vettel doesn't mean you can spread those rumours about a Mercedes drive..."
E:
Don't worry Kev. Alonso's running a gp2 motor to save mileage and the Williams is held together with duct tape.
(if you can't fix it with duct tape, then your not using enough duct tape)
F:
If you finish this race I will take you to a nice girls bar
A:
Visa Cash App to go contactless next season
B:
Max reacting to the winning final throw from the F1 drivers bowling tournament.
C:
Verstappen does not react well to the music video of the song "They see me Strollin', they hatin' "
D:
Daniel Ricciardo: The Honeybadger.
Valentino Rossi: The Doctor.
Lance Stroll: The Proctologist.
E:
"♫♪♪ I'm an Aston Martin
That you steered straight into Daniel Ricciardo ♪♪♫"
F:
Everyone knows Professor Rubberneck hails from Canada.
G:
How to cut down on (V)CARBS, Stroll and Magnussen show how it got them back on track.