F1 Caption Game 2026 - ITALYFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Cyril looks completely non-plussed as he's held at gunpoint. Nobody on the grid wants to ransom him for a Renault seat next year.

 

[ro_har_]

Oh wait I think the battery is dead

 

[Flex0r]

*beep* That will be 1000HUF, please!

 

[Kowhai]

Otmar Szafnauer had to get creative to defeat Renault’s protest.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Two Results - Styria
1: NotThePrez - 6 votes (25 pts)
2: Famine - 4 votes (18 pts)
3=: Flex0r, -Fred-, YellowBeard - 3 votes (12 pts)
6=: XJ40, MaxAttack, Jimlaad43, Touring Mars - 2 votes (5 pts)
10=: Pupik, Sum1s2pid: 1 vote (1 point)

Here we see Max being a good lad, helping Ferrari search for their hopes and dreams.

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Famine - 35
2: NotThePrez - 32*
3: Touring Mars - 30*
4: XJ40 - 22
5: Jimlaad43 - 16
6=: Flex0r, -Fred-, Yellowbeard, Pupik - 12
10: dlsheron - 7
11: MaxAttack - 5
12: Sum1s2pid - 1


Please can everyone who entered a caption remember to vote, those numbers were quite low.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three Results - Hungary
1: Touring Mars - 9 votes (25 pts)
2: XJ40 - 7 votes (18pts)
3=: MaxAttack, Jimlaad43 - 4 votes (14 pts)
5: Kowhai - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: ro_har_ - 2 votes (8 pts)
7: Flex0r - 1 vote (6 pts)

Touring Mars
No idea if you have coronavirus, but the bug in your ear is moving at 32 mph.

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 55**
2: XJ40 - 40
3: Famine - 35
4: NotThePrez - 32*
5: Jimlaad43 - 30
6: MaxAttack - 19
7: Flex0r - 18
8=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard, Pupik - 12
11:Kowhai - 10
12: ro_har_ - 8
13: dlsheron - 7
14: Sum1s2pid - 1
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[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Great Britain

Entries by Monday 10th August 1000BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[FutureF1]

Hold on. Let me grab my golden horseshoe.

 

[Pupik]

Let's see who's really behind all those punctures...

...Michelin!?!

 

[ro_har_]

Now let's see if I can recover this before the FIA see it

 

[XJ40]

"Toto, never get tyres from eBay again"

Final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

LH: "You see that? Michael and Ayrton never did that!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bump to get more entries

 

[Flex0r]

Lewis: So that's where my salad fork was.

 

[Touring Mars]

LH: Hmmm, not as deflated as Valterri's title hopes...

 

[SlowGrayAudi]

LH: Hmmm, not as deflated as Valterri's title hopes...

And the winner is

 

[MaxAttack]

LH: And this way, Racing Point can really get in there and have a good look around the brake ducts...

Final Entry

 

[Famine]

"That's the last time I get remoulds from a back street tyre fitter."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - 70th Anniversary

Entries by Monday 17th August 1000BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[Famine]

"Yeah, I'm sure that 'all the Red Bull you can drink' is a great perk for driving for the team Alex, but..."

 

[MaxAttack]

"Come on, Alex, I reckon if we make a quick trip up the motorway Costa, we can trick the press into thinking you're getting a McLaren seat."
"You mean I'm not getting it?"
"I mean, you can sit in this one..."

 

[XJ40]

"Alex, come look at what Danny Ric left on the seat"

Final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

When you said "come for a ride in the 69-mobile", I didn't realise that was just the number plate



I apologise wholeheartedly for this entry

 

[Touring Mars]

I apologise wholeheartedly for this entry

Please tell me that's not part of your caption.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Please tell me that's not part of your caption.

No, it's an apology for the mental image of the actual caption, not a further action

 

[Dotini]

Best mates Albon and Norris depart the circuit after good but still slightly disappointing finishes. "Let's go get a pint."

 

[ro_har_]

AA: "Lando, why are you going to a place called Barnard Castle to test your eye sight?"

 

[Touring Mars]

AA: I prefer your car to Seb's Ferrari, Lewis's Mercedes and Lance's Mercedes.

 

[Pupik]

"Stale Papaya Orange doesn't do it for me, either."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Four Results - Britain
1: MaxAttack - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: Pupik - 5 votes (18pts)
3=: Flex0r, Touring Mars - 4 votes (14 pts)
5: XJ40 - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: Famine - 2 votes (8 pts)
7=: ro_har_, FutureF1 - 1 vote (6 pts)

LH: And this way, Racing Point can really get in there and have a good look around the brake ducts...

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 69**
2: XJ40 - 50
3: MaxAttack - 44*
4: Famine - 43
5: NotThePrez - 32*
6: Flex0r - 32
7=: Jimlaad43, Pupik - 30
9: ro_har_ - 13
10=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
12: Kowhai - 10
13: dlsheron - 7
14: FutureF1 - 5
15: Sum1s2pid - 1

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