F1 Caption Game 2026 - ITALYFormula 1 

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"Oh Helmut I left my **** in Azerbaijan!"
 
After Helmut mentioned of his connections to the Mafia, Max decides against pursuing a contract termination due to an "Unsafe Release" clause.
 
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"Not going to the naughty step, cant make me!"
 
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"Helmut, that was awful timing by the crew."

"I know, Max."

"Next time, they should cook the pasta right before lunch, not first thing in the morning."
 
"I wouldn't stand there, Max. That bull looks ready to drop one."
 
Round Six - Monaco RESULT

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Winning Entry

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XJ40:
"Not going to the naughty step, cant make me!"
Standings after Round Six
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Congratulations to @XJ40 for your first win of the season. Please PM me a photo from the Canada weekend

 
Round Seven - Canada
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Entries by Tuesday 18th June - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​
 
Lewis demanded the bottle be tasted first in case Vettel peed in it.
 
Is this how you drink Champagne?

No No No No No, Not like this.
 
Both: Hey lady, that's my champagne!
 
As a consolation prize, Mercedes plays Vettel the sad trombone.
 
"This is my impression of Seb doing his pre-race ritual!". <Glug, glug, glug>

SV: :mad:🤬

LH: <supresses chortle> "That's gold, Linda, but maybe save it for the after party. We're trying to project that we're sheepish right now".
 
Hamilton: Where's the shoe?
Vettel: Ricciardo took it with him.
 
Lewis: Seb why don't you take some champain with those 5 seconds. Oh too late.
 
Watch and learn boys . This is how you chug it in one go .
 
Round Seven - Canada RESULT

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Winning Entry
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Famine:
Another giant bottle... and a Magnum of champagne.

Standings after Round Seven
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Congratulations to @Famine, please send me a photo from the French Grand Prix​
 
Round Eight - France
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Entries by Monday 1st July - 1000 CEST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.
 
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Just out of shot, Jackie Stewart shows what's really under a Scotsmans' kilt.
 
But apparrantly it was cold . So everyone laughed .
 
Charles and George laugh on as Martin accidentally projects his Snapchat filter onto Sir Jackie's face.
 
I used to think Scotch Bonnets were hot.
 
Charles, old chap, do we get to keep the caps after Sir Jackie leaves?

I do hope so, they're simply delightful.

Oh, I know. You look fabulous.

So do you.

Thank yoh.
 
Round Eight - France RESULT
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Winning Entry
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XJ40
Just out of shot, Jackie Stewart shows what's really under a Scotsmans' kilt.

Standings after Round Eight
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Congratulations to @XJ40, please send me a photo from the Austrian Grand Prix

Can we all also try and tag or encourage people back to captioning. The small number of captions per round is getting boring...​
 
Round Nine - Austria
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Entries by Wednesday 10th July - 1600 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

@Touring Mars @niky @XJ40 @Woodybobs @Famine @Flex0r @Dotini @TenEightyOne @desmodan @Lizard @FerrariF1GT @JarreauPique @Dennisch @daan @MikeV27
Fell free to tag anyone else you may think could get involved​
Do these smell of bad decisions and failure to you ?
 
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