F1 Caption Game 2026 - ITALYFormula 1

[ro_har_]

"Binotto taught me how to kiss like an Italian"

 

[Touring Mars]

Oscar: "I don't fancy yours much, mate"

 

[XJ40]

"You've had a few too many Lando, how many trophies am I holding up?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 12 - UNITED KINGDOM

Entries by Tuesday 15th July 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in the first post of the thread before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ro_har_]

Jeremy shows restraint for the first time in 65 years.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Tonight

I visit a Farm (curve)

Hulkenberg gets some toy bricks

...and the President of the FIA holds an invisible Umbrella"

 

[ElectricNaz]

"I am the President of the FIA. So Rock beats Paper"

 

[Liquid]

"Haha! Yes, Mr Clarkson, Diddly Squat will get my vote. Thank you very much."

"Um, I don't think you quite understood. When I said you'll get diddly squat in the vote what I meant was..."

 

[Touring Mars]

JC: "Look, can I have a table for one or not?"

 

[Giz WCR-666]

“…& then you punched him??”

JC: ‘yep, and then they fired me.. you should try it sometime..’

 

[XJ40]

"No Jeremy, I haven't had my teeth done!"

 

[Flex0r]

Sulayem: So you want to do a lap around the track right now.
Clarkson: In my Lambo tractor yes, don't mind the mud.

Sulayem: Sure no problem you can do a lap in your Lambo....
Clarkson: tractor

Sulayem: Wait what mud?????

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round ELEVEN results - Austria
1=: @Liquid, @Flex0r - 5 votes (21 Pts)
3: @Jimlaad43 - 3 votes (15 Pts)
4=: @ElectricNaz, @Giz WCR-666, @ro_har_ - 2 votes (10 Pts)
7=: @Touring Mars (no vote), @XJ40 - 1 vote (5 Pts)

Lando feels his title aspirations slipping away as Emperor Palpatine drains his life force.

As the medal has been placed, Bernie screws Lando's head back on.

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40***^^ - 195
2: Liquid**^^ - 169
3: Jimlaad43 - 157

4: ElectricNaz* - 118
5: Touring Mars*^ - 115
6: ro_har_ - 75
7: Flex0r*^ - 58
8: Giz WCR-666 - 43
9: desmodan - 18
10: ScottPuss20 - 10
11: Pupik - 6

A joint victory this time as @Liquid and @Flex0r share the top spot.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE results - United Kingdom
1: @ElectricNaz - 6 votes (25 Pts)
2: @ro_har_ - 5 votes (18 Pts)
3: @Touring Mars - 4 votes (15 Pts)
4=: @Liquid @Giz WCR-666 - 3 votes (11 Pts)
6=: @Jimlaad43, @XJ40, @Flex0r - 1 vote (6 Pts)

"I am the President of the FIA. So Rock beats Paper"

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40***^^ - 201
2: Liquid**^^ - 180
3: Jimlaad43 - 163

4: ElectricNaz** - 143
5: Touring Mars*^ - 130
6: ro_har_ - 93
7: Flex0r*^ - 64
8: Giz WCR-666 - 54
9: desmodan - 18
10: ScottPuss20 - 10
11: Pupik - 6

@ElectricNaz takes a second win of the season as we reach the halfway point! A blip for @XJ40 in the last few rounds means the pack is closing up to the initial runaway leader, can anyone jump up into first place?​

 

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 13 - BELGIUM

Entries by Tuesday 5th August 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ElectricNaz]

"Wow, these 3D glasses are amazing, I can actually feel Colapinto in the room"

 

[Flex0r]

Achooo!!
Flavio: Sorry about that Franco. rub rub

 

[XJ40]

For Flavios' third wish, he will free the genie from his contract.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Hang on, the Mercado Libre logo isn't looking clean enough to justify your drive. Let me fix that."

 

[Liquid]

Flavio Briatore is shocked to find that his bobblehead is actually a driver.

 

[Giz WCR-666]

Flavio- "move Boy! i cant see the tv!"

 

[ro_har_]

"Franco why did you give me one of your "brownies"?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 14 - HUNGARY

Entries by Tuesday 13th August 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[Flex0r]

The ferris wheel was evacuated as soon as Stroll started his flying lap.

 

[Touring Mars]

Stroll in the Sky, Gateway to Heaven
Window in time, through it, I fly
- RIP Ozzy

 

[Liquid]

Lance Stroll taking "having your head in the clouds" to a whole new level.

 

[ro_har_]

Stroll gets confused when he's told he will be higher (in the standings) after the weekend

 

[Giz WCR-666]

with Newey onboard, these Astons are really flying..!

 

[ElectricNaz]

Pirelli may have misunderstood when the teams asked for bigger wheels to aid mechanical grip at the tricky Hungaroring

 

[XJ40]

A photo of a nice and gentle ride that parents put their kids on, and a ferris wheel.



As an aside: I still cannot work out how this photo was taken, it has fried my brain.