F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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FB - "So, my boy, what's the weirdest thing you bought with your millions, so far?"

LH - "I purchased a monkey."

FB - "A ******* monkey!? Are you serious!?"

LH - "Yes. He's quite enjoyable."

FB - "I wouldn't know what to feed a monkey; what does he eat?"

LH - "He likes grapes."

FB - "Well, what do you do with a monkey?"

LH - "I taught him how to play 'Catch 'N Toss' with a ping pong ball. Sometimes, he played this game with my pussy cat, 'Mr. Kitty.'"

FB - "Is it fun having a monkey as a pet?"

LH - "Not for me, it isn't. My little brother Nicholas is trying to destroy my monkey."

FB - "My god, that's horrible! How's he trying to do that?"

LH - "He knows my monkey likes grapes, so he painted a cherry bomb like a grape and fed it to him. He reached out, with his tiny human-like hand, and tried to eat it. Only, he didn't like it after trying to peel the skin off and tossed it at Mr. Kitty."

FB - "OMG! Then what happened?"

LH - "I went shopping for a new Mr. Kitty."
 
Do you race?
and are wondering what the Spanish in my caption is supposed to read, it says, "Hey, Fernando! Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!"
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Well, that caption should be:

"Hey, Fernando! Los dientes de tu madre son tan amarillos, que escupe mantequilla!"
 
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Flavio: "Come on Lewis help me out here, Halloween is just a few weeks away, and I've no idea what to go as?!!!!"

Lewis: "Let's see...

Crazy white hair. Check.
Ridiculous coloured glasses. Check.
Gold watch, gold rings and gold bracelets. Check.
Outlandish dress sense. Check.

How about Sir Jimmy Savile?"


Clicky picture for wikipedia entry if you don't know who he is. ;)
 
Round Sixteen Voting:
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Captions:
Bee
Flav: "Atleast Nelson was useful for something this season.."
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RACECAR
He does this all the time. You should see him when he doesn't get his lollipop.
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FatAssBr
Lewis: Wow, it really is all white down there too.

Flavio: I told you.
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Bram Tursimo
Flav: My girlfriend's younger than yours you n00b!
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Soundtrack
FB(whistling): ...anything you can do, he can do better...
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Touring Mars
FB: Hey Lewis, you coming to Raffles after? I heard it's 3 for the price of 1 tonight!
LH: Nah, I don't really drink alcohol...
FB: I'm not talking about alcohol...
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peterjford
FB: Ok, this is my final offer, you get double the salary that you have at McLaren and you get to tell Fernando that you are the new #1 driver.
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mipuumal
Flav: Hey Lewis, see that hot little mama in the front row?

Lewis: Flav, That's my mother!

Flav: Yea, I lost my virginity to her in April of '84, I was a late bloomer.

Lewis: Wait a minute, that's roughly 9 months before I was...

Flav: Who's yo daddy?

Lewis: Son of a ...
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Sureshot
Lewis (thinking to himself): Is this Papa Smurf?
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only_in_f1
Many wonder what happend to Doc Brown after he flew off in his train at the end of Back To The Future. We now know...

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Flav: "Pssst, Lewis! I heard you wanted to patch things up with Fernando.
How about you congratuate him in Spanish? Tell him this: *whisper, whisper*"

Lewis: "Hey, Fernando! Los dientes de tu madre son tan amarillos, que escupe mantequilla!
... Wait, why is he looking at me like that? What did I just tell him!?"

Flav: "Oh, it's nothing; just a little added motivation for next year. On a completely unrelated
note, next season should produce some interesting racing between you two ..."
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Omnis
"Heidi Klum? I hit that."
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PeterJB
FB: I spiked the water in Fernando's water bottle with Steroids to speed him up. And I spiked Nelson's with Alcohol.
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Metar
Hamilton: "You know, that Piquet is something. I wish Heikki could time the Safety Cars that well."

Flavio: "Yeah, well, Piquet is a proper second driver."
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Serge.D
F.B.:I love it when you sing for me Lewis.

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Solid Lifters
FB - "So, my boy, what's the weirdest thing you bought with your millions, so far?"

LH - "I purchased a monkey."

FB - "A ******* monkey!? Are you serious!?"

LH - "Yes. He's quite enjoyable."

FB - "I wouldn't know what to feed a monkey; what does he eat?"

LH - "He likes grapes."

FB - "Well, what do you do with a monkey?"

LH - "I taught him how to play 'Catch 'N Toss' with a ping pong ball. Sometimes, he played this game with my pussy cat, 'Mr. Kitty.'"

FB - "Is it fun having a monkey as a pet?"

LH - "Not for me, it isn't. My little brother Nicholas is trying to destroy my monkey."

FB - "My god, that's horrible! How's he trying to do that?"

LH - "He knows my monkey likes grapes, so he painted a cherry bomb like a grape and fed it to him. He reached out, with his tiny human-like hand, and tried to eat it. Only, he didn't like it after trying to peel the skin off and tossed it at Mr. Kitty."

FB - "OMG! Then what happened?"

LH - "I went shopping for a new Mr. Kitty."
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Smallhorses
Flavio: "Come on Lewis help me out here, Halloween is just a few weeks away, and I've no idea what to go as?!!!!"

Lewis: "Let's see...

Crazy white hair. Check.
Ridiculous coloured glasses. Check.
Gold watch, gold rings and gold bracelets. Check.
Outlandish dress sense. Check.

How about Sir Jimmy Savile?"

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Can a mod please put the picture with only_in_f1's caption in his above quote? For some reason it isn't loading for me today.


I'll shut voting on Friday and get Round Seventeen up Friday evening. Back to back races are a P.I.T.A!

Have I missed anything above?
 
1. mipuumal
2. Touring Mars

Was thinking about entering the Darth Vader video instead after mipuumal's quote, his was totally priceless 👍
 
Round Sixteen Results
=1st - Smallhorses, Touring Mars - 9 points
3rd - mipuumal - 6 points

=4th - Bram Turismo, Soundtrack - 5 points
6th - Do you race? - 3 points
=7th - FatAssBr - 2 points
=9th - only_in_f1, RACECAR - 1 point

I know I don't normally give 9th place, but given the difficulty in that caption, I think they deserve a point.

Winning captions:
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Smallhorses caption:
Flavio: "Come on Lewis help me out here, Halloween is just a few weeks away, and I've no idea what to go as?!!!!"

Lewis: "Let's see...

Crazy white hair. Check.
Ridiculous coloured glasses. Check.
Gold watch, gold rings and gold bracelets. Check.
Outlandish dress sense. Check.

How about Sir Jimmy Savile?"

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Touring Mars caption:
FB: Hey Lewis, you coming to Raffles after? I heard it's 3 for the price of 1 tonight!
LH: Nah, I don't really drink alcohol...
FB: I'm not talking about alcohol...

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Congratulations to the winners. I will try and get Round Seventeen up tonight.
 
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After being released by Mclaren and with no one willing to take him in, Heikki has been reduced taking up a job as Traffic officer
 
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Kovalainen impression of the Bee Gees:
"Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive..."
 
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"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout!"
 
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Neil Patrick Harris: "Hey guys, remember when Sylvester Stallone made that racing
film everyone hated? Well, Christopher Nolan is making one of his own, and I just landed
the role of Heikki Kovalainen! He's like Doogie Howser in a racing car. Legendary!"​
 
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