F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Bram Turismo
Vettel: David, have you tested those new front wings yet? They're nearly as wide as your chin!
Coulthard: You may be faster, but my chin has still the experience to kick your ass... So how wide exactly?
Vettel: Ninethou...
Coulthard: Over 9000?!
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Win.
 
Okay, F1 Caption Competition 2009. I am happy to run this again, college should be less hectic after half-term as I get Monday's off. But there may be times when you may have to bear with me.

My plans. See no problems with last seasons format. Any thoughts?

I plan to do a couple of warm-ups at beginning of March, feel free to do some of your own till then. I will get the first round up on the first day of the Aussie GP (we are starting there, right?).

Any feedback for the new season, throw it at me, please.

:)
 
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Reporter: "Hey Vettel, is that Webber's chin warmer on your head?"
 
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"Webber successfully replaces David Coulthard's chin"

Also:
That picture makes Mark's head look twice the size of Sebastiens!
 
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Sebastien Vettel: So Mark, what happened to your leg?
Mark Webber: I had a head-on collision with a car on my bike!
Sebastien Vettel: Why didn't you just fly over it?
 
Sureshot
Any feedback for the new season, throw it at me, please.

:)
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Can we have one in-between 10 and 11:
10 FORMULA 1 ING MAGYAR NAGYDIJ 2009 (Budapest) 24 - 26 Jul
11 FORMULA 1 TELEFONICA GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE (Valencia) 21 - 23 Aug

4 weeks is a long time to go between captions.
 
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WEBBER: "KICK ME IN THE KNEES???..........I never told you to KICK ME IN THE KNEES!....................................What sign???"

VETTEL: (snicker)
 
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Vettel : na na na na na na , I got a stocking cap and you didn't. :lol:
Webber : Thats b******* boy , I'm going to re-negotiate my contract. :grumpy:
 
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Mark: Wow, the new car looks like a shark with a laser-beam on it's head.
Sebastian: That's nothing compared to an agitated SeBass.
 
Vettel: "All I know is, I asked this witch for a little head..."
 
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MW: "I don't need a cap. I'm not the one that got drunk and tried to give myself a haircut last night."
 
Famine
Vettel: "All I know is, I asked this witch for a little head..."
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I may be the only one to get that joke, but it was worth it.


My entry
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Webber: Don't say "Vtak kicked in yo!" when you press KERS.
 
Not a caption, but a personal theory: Vettel was hella slow when he had a ton of hair. Since he cut it, he was having great races and driving fast. Since we've only seen him in that beanie since he joined Red Bull, I have a feeling he's removed his scalp for '09.
 
Mark:I don't think much of these new pole chairs!!
Seb:What?.... they feeeel fine to me!!
 
peterjford
Can we have one in-between 10 and 11:
10 FORMULA 1 ING MAGYAR NAGYDIJ 2009 (Budapest) 24 - 26 Jul
11 FORMULA 1 TELEFONICA GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE (Valencia) 21 - 23 Aug

4 weeks is a long time to go between captions.
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It is indeed, I see no reason why we can't have an extra round.
 
Metar
Not a caption-picture, but an F1unny...

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For those that don't get it:

1st driver - Alonso
2nd driver - Hamilton
3rd driver - Raikkonen
4th driver -Massa
5th driver - Barrichello
 
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Kubica: "Forget it, you're nothing like John Holmes.
And besides, when I said I wanted a 'footlong', I was talking about a kielbasa!"​

Any chance of reducing that picture size a little so we don't have to scroll across to the edit buttons? :)
 
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I don't care how much money you have in your coat , my name is not Timo Glock !!!!!!!
 
Guy with helmet: *sigh* I finally get myself into one of these things, and now all they're going to do is make penis jokes ...
 
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