F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[RACECAR]

Nick Heidfeld selected for breading experiment.

NH: "Who has ze lube?"

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I love breaded kangaroos.

 

[peterjford]

I love breaded kangaroos.

What about bearded kangaroos? Oh, wait, that's Nick Heidfeld.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

When are we voting on this?

 

[Alex.]

Hopefully soon

 

[simracerworld]

"And, in the FIA's latest cost-cutting measure, cars will now be required to be made from 100% natural elements...."

Nick finally meets something hairier than his face.

 

[Touring Mars]

Nick finally meets something hairier than his face.

 

[Sureboss]

When are we voting on this?

You'll have the voting up tonight/tomorrow morning.

 

[Sureboss]

Round One Voting

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Captions:

orimarc

Announcer: Welcome to the 1st International Blinking contest! Let's meet the fighters.
On the red corner...with 50kg and 1.5m of height...the Kaaannngarooooooes! And on the blue corner...with a little more weight and height...Nick Heidfeeeeeeeeeeld!
Judge: I want a good clean fight. Let's get it on!

MildAshers

BMW unveil their first region specific pit crew of 2009 whilst Heidfeld was not so enthusiastic.

peterjford

Nick Heidfeld carefully looks over the remaining Grid Girls to pick his for the race.

do you race?

"Psst, Murray. Murray! I don't like this, Murray, not one bit. Everywhere I go, his - eyes - keep - following - me ... !"

Only_in_f1

Whats that Skippy?! Roberts falled down a well?! Good good....

SUPER NUMBBER

HEIDFELD: Hi. My name is Nick, and I'm a scruff-a-holic

PJ-FFL

Heidfield's family comes out to support him for the Australian GP

Touring Mars

Heidfeld was beginning to suspect that Kubica might have been lying
when he said that kangaroos hide gold coins in their pouches...

Omnis

Not what Nick had in mind when he made his way to the Australian bunny ranch.

mipuumal

Nick: Ok, which one of you stole my prescription sunglasses?

RACECAR

It has only now occured to nick that his fan base is dwindling.

Sureboss

Nick Heidfeld's fear of Kangaroo's prompts him to use the new Kangaroo Escape Retreat System.

Smallhorses

Kangaroo on the right: *whispers* Psst... You know the plan lads, I'll distract him now, and you steal his wallet!

Soundtrack

BMW already looking for 2010 Tyre Warmer’s ban alternatives.

Metar

Trillian: "We have normality, I repeat we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem."

Heidfeld: "Are you insinuating something?"

Famine

"So it turns out that this KERS thing is just a 70lb heap of junk I insisted on putting in my car. I feel like a right wallaby now."

Solid Lifters

NH: "Don't feel rejected, loves. We had some fun times together, for sure. But, it's time for me to 'move on.' I suggest you do the same, and search for your final love." (Nick breaks the news to his 'girlfriends' about his recent engagement.)

GTP_Deathwalker

NH: which one's my car?

LewyOs

Nick Heidfeld selected for breading experiment.

NH: "Who has ze lube?"

Alex

"Nick meets the BMW Sauber KERS development team"

TVRKing

The kangarooing problem affecting team BMW is slowly getting worse.......

daan

Kangaroo on right - Don't fancy yours much...

simraceworld

Nick finally meets something hairier than his face.

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For those who don't know (and it may be in the first post, but I'm too lazy to open the OP, because typing it out is easier, clearly...)

You get 2 nominations/votes.

1.
2.

As we have quite a lot of votes and captions, I decided last year to make it easier to score points, that each vote/nomination has a value

1. has a value of 2.
2. has a value of 1.

 

[RACECAR]

My caption was actually this one:

It has only now occured to nick that his fan base is dwindling.

The one you have up there was just a response to your post(reference to Robot Chicken). Guess I'll just have "Final Entry" above my caption when I post it to avoid confusion.

 

[Sureboss]

Edited, and if you would that would be great. When you get 23 (good turnout) captions, it can get confusing when people post new captions in a new post, edit an old post or just reply with an unrelated quote!

 

[mipuumal]

1. MildAshers
2. Soundtrack

 

[RACECAR]

Edited, and if you would that would be great. When you get 23 (good turnout) captions, it can get confusing when people post new captions in a new post, edit an old post or just reply with an unrelated quote!

I'm gonna like, so do that now

 

[peterjford]

1. Only_in_f1
2. MildAshers

 

[Smallhorses]

1. MildAshers
2. Sureboss

 

[TS]

1. MildAshers
2. simracerworld

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

1) simraceworld
2) Smallhorses

 

[Touring Mars]

1) simraceworld
2) mipuumal

 

[Metar]

1) Smallhorses
2) Touring Mars


Also, those that understood ye subtle Hitchhiker reference, please stand up.

 

[Alex.]

1. Simraceworld
2. mipuumal

 

[daan]

1. MildAshers
2. Omnis

 

[MagpieRacer]

1. Smallhorse
2. Simraceworld

 

[livemusic]

1 - MildAshers
2 - Omnis

 

[Soundtrack]

1. Simraceworld
2. Touring Mars

 

[LewyOs]

1. Only_in_f1
2. peterjford

 

[Nicksfix]

1. Smallhorses
2. Touring Mars

 

[Sureboss]

I'm going to put round two up tonight, that doesn't mean voting is closed though, I'll close voting after the race on Sunday.

 

[livemusic]

The winner of the round can't choose the next caption anymore?

 

[Sureboss]

Yes, but it is difficult with back to back races on the opening round. I don't want to close voting after one day, nor do I have time tonight to do the results and ask whoever won to pick a picture. Last season the person picking the picture often did it for 2 rounds after the round they won, or at least it did at the start.

 

[Peter]

wow, im at the bottom of the votes, but to keep things mature

1.MildAshers
2.Touring Mars