F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Test; thanks for the how to!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Apologies; learning how to..

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Jensen after he hears about Karun Chandhok's pole dancing.

 

[mafia_boy]

JB: I just took a look at my race car technician and I ****** IN MY PANTS!!​

 

[Soundtrack]

Team Orders Simulation Engineer: “... ENTER SAVE FUEL PROCEDURE ... I repeat ... ENTER SAVE FUEL PROCEDURE ...”

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

"Hey Jenson, Jessica's on the line....says something about missing her period..."

 

[Ian Poole]

Jenson just realised that he hopes Jake Humphrey didn't show the Ferrari mechanics the video on the iPad he loand him of Domenicalli's wife and Lewis sharing secrets

 

[Lizard]

You know Lewis's ear piercings? well that was him coming out the closit and he wants your number.
final entry

 

[TS]

Jenson and Lewis made decided that both of them would get something pierced. Lewis chose his ears, and Jenson being Jenson decided to ask his mechanic to get his nose pierced.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I heard Susan Boyle wanted to ask you out on a date

 

[Stiggy]

Mechanic: Hey Jenson, I just found out that you can't play GT5 as you could be caught spying on Ferrari and Red Bull.

JB: I waited 5 🤬 years for this game and after I finally found out the release date you tell me I cant even play it! This is 🤬!

 

[RACECAR]

Only upon seeing the latest GT5 trailer and the official release date does Jensen relize the grave mistake he made of sending Lewis Hamilton a copy of Forza 3.

 

[easyasashii]

(to himself) ... What the hell is he talking about ??? Hope I won't have a test !!! ...

 

[easyasashii]

FINAL ENTRY

(to himself)... Don't punch him... DON'T PUNCH HIM !!! ...​

 

[Captain Roh]

'We've forgotten the cheese Gromit!!'
​

 

[PeterJB]

Check post no. 5858

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, it's too similar to a previous caption - please submit something else...

On the topic of #5858, the text of the caption will be allowed, but the image isn't.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Final Entry

"Jenson, what did you think of Michael Schumachers Driving this race?"
​

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round Eight is now open

Round Nine: Europe - will follow on Monday 28th June

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Free Practice
(Image selected by pippin4652)

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Due to contractual obligations, Lewis Hamilton only has to care about football once every four years. On the other hand,
David Beckham has to care about Formula 1 once every four races, but that's what you get for negotiating directly with Bernie.​

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

HAMILTON: "And for my next trick, I'm gonna start from the back of the field and overtake while doing a hackysack!"

 

[livemusic]

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[BlacqueJacques]

Free practice ? I thought the race was next weekend; or is this testing?

 

[Bram Turismo]

Lewis Hamilton caught playing with his balls.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

I am so stoked for soccer this year, we are going to own on the Americans.

 

[TS]

Lewis hoping to make the English national team for the 2014 World Cup

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Lewis warming up as the new goalie for England

 

[Smallhorses]

With his new piercings, it's difficult to tell whether it's Lewis or the new Jabulani World Cup ball that looks to be the bigger bender. ​

 

[mafia_boy]

Lewis Hamilton playing soccer with the Lewis Hamilton fan club.​

 

[Famine]

Lewis inadvertantly proves the Jabulani ball is undead...