F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[niky]

1st:​

niky​

- 25 pts (Q: 8 votes)​

A pleasant surprise, considering the votes weren't coming over the first half of voting. ​

Sad that it had to come right before a cancelled round. The Bianchi situation is a real bummer.

​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - Russia

Entries by Wednesday, 22nd October - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[Liquid]

Look at that evil, despotic cult of personality dictator talking to Vladimir Putin.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"I want your job."

 

[mikeerfol]

Bernie: Do you really want me to kiss you?

 

[Soundtrack]

Final Entry
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Always two there are, a master and an apprentice...

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bernie; Vlad, you need a tic tac, seriously!

 

[Flex0r]

Bernie: I can't believe he looks perfectly fine after all that vodka last night, I can hardly stand up straight.

Final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bernie: Are you sure that's your hand?
Vladimir: Just keep shaking.

 

[Soundtrack]

Bernie: “It’s flock Vladimir,...flock,... Birds of a feather flock together...”

 

[Flex0r]

Bernie: Oh that's it Vladimir, you've reached my soft spot, my wallet.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"... What's shirt-fronting?"

 

[DK]

Bernie: "Vladimir, there's a few million Euro missing from this briefcase."
Putin: "Oh, Crimea river."

 

[Furinkazen]

One of these men is a power hungry dictator who captivates and rules millions. The other, is Vladmir Putin.

 

[Famine]

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice...

Aaand, that's this week done


Putin: "In Soviet Russia, justice system bribe you."

 

[Touring Mars]

It's been a while, Lord Voldemort​

 

[Ingram]

Vlad: "That didn't seem like a very close race, Bernie."

Bernie: "Well you see my friend, some cars are more equal than others."​

 

[NFX]

Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...one...hundred...BILLION DOLLARS!

 

[Omnis]

Putin: Well, I guess we'll see you next year?

Bernie: If the money is right, of course.

Putin: Don't Ukraine on my parade...

 

[Flex0r]

Bernie: Let me get my list from the judges and others at my trial, so to make sure we'll come back next year I need 30 Russian mail order brides, 250 lada's, 3 containers with Vodka and 1 container full of Matryoshka's.
You got that?
Putin: Da!

 

[niky]

Mister Ecclestone, this may be my first appearance in this so-called caption competition, but I assure you, it will not be my last.

 

[TheBook]

Putin: "Don't make me happy. You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Putin: Quickly Bernie, how much money did I make on this?

Bernie: Keep your shirt on Vlad, please; like Ukraine, you made out like a bandit, again!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"Look, Vlad, I've got some bad news: we've been photographed for the GTP Caption Competition, and it's not going to be flattering."

"Say no more. My people will take care of this."​

Touring Mars said

ROUND FIFTEEN - Submitted Entries​

A said
"Vlad, you're so amazing!"

B said
"Vlad, you're so handsome!"

C said
"Bernie, your business model is fair, reasonable and highly effective!"

Voting is open until Wed 29 May at 0900 GMT.

 

[zed300]

VLAD: "Vlad you could make it......I like to use that one when meeting for the first time."
BERNIE: "Yes yes... I see...good to get that in first I guess"

 

[ScottPuss20]

Putin: If you think being the boss of F1 is hard, try being the PM of Russia
Ecclestone: Why would I want to be the PM of Russia?

 

[magpie1997]

Bernie paid me to say this:
Vlad your so amazing!

 

[baldgye]

Your definatly all man, Mr President...

 

[zed300]

"Stop it!!!! President...Your piercing glare and suggestive smile, has me visually unbuttoning your shirt."
"I still got it,... aachachaa,"

Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIFTEEN - RESULT

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1st: prisonermonkeys - 25 pts (R: 14 votes)
2nd=: Soundtrack, DK - 16 pts (D, H: 5 votes)
4th=: Jimlaad43, NFX, Omnis - 10 pts (G, M, N: 4 votes)
7th: Furinkazen - 6 pts (I: 3 votes)
8th=: Liquid, TheBook - 3 pts (A, P: 2 votes)

(Entries with less than 2 points - no score)

Winning Entry

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"Look, Vlad, I've got some bad news: we've been photographed for the GTP Caption Competition, and it's not going to be flattering."

"Say no more. My people will take care of this."

Touring Mars said

ROUND FIFTEEN - Submitted Entries

A said

"Vlad, you're so amazing!"​

B said
"Vlad, you're so handsome!"

C said
"Bernie, your business model is fair, reasonable and highly effective!"

Voting is open until Wed 29 May at 0900 GMT.​

Standings (after Round Fifteen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars *** - 170 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 150 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys ** - 124 pts

4th: Famine ** - 122 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram ** - 100 pts
6th: niky ** - 96 pts
7th: Soundtrack - 94 pts
8th: NFX ** - 72 pts
9th: TheBook * - 56 pts
10th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts

11th: Flex0r - 47 pts
12th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
13th: Jimlaad43 - 45 pts
14th: DK * - 40 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th: BlacqueJacques - 34 pts
17th: Liquid - 27 pts
18th: pezzarinho17 - 25 pts
19th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
22nd=: LMSCorvetteGT2, zed300 - 15 pts
24th: Omnis - 10 pts
25th: SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts
26th=: haitch40, Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
32nd: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​