F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

"Guys, I think we should retire the car."

"Shut up, Nico."

 

[Soundtrack]

Black Cap White Cap... I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"How long will it take him to realise that this is not my trophy that he's holding?"​

 

[Famine]

"How long will it take him to realise that this is not my trophy that he's holding?"

Was it an unfortunate schmelting accschident?

Nico: "Don't look now, but I think Nicole's kissing your helmet again.".

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis and Nico already grabbing at Mercs first 2015 'diffuser' prototype!

Oops, sorry for the double post

 

[DK]

Nico: This is the worst day of my life...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nico, already out, smiles as Lewis becomes the latest F1 driver to be Whammed!

 

[Touring Mars]

Nico embarrassing himself at Madame Tussaud's​

 

[Lizard]

:Nico: I would like to congratulate my friend Lewis on his 2nd championship.
*Talks to self* Now where is that pressure point?

 

[TheBook]

Rosberg: "Ew... Lewis, did you just fart?"
Hamilton: "I plead the fifth."

 

[zed300]

Lewis: "You like my big trophy?."
Nico : "It feels good."
Lewis: "Just keep stroking."
Nico: "I can tell by that goofy look you got going on there"

 

[NFX]

"Nice looking trophy you've got there, Lewis. It'd be a shame if anything.....happened to it."

 

[Furinkazen]

Nico: "Nelson told me you got to touch it like this" ...

 

[Flex0r]

Nico: "So this is the trophy?? Jeez glad I didn't win that ugly thing!" *walks away weeping quietly*

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: I thought we had a talk about the unwanted touching thing in Belgium...

 

[zed300]

Since the time Lewis won the title, Nico has jumped into every press shot possible.
In this shot we can almost see the Lewis saying efof, out the opposite side of his mouth.

Final Entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Is this what passes for a trophy these days - three bits of a Caterham nailed together? Screw being World Champion; I'll just have an 'electrical problem' during the race ..."​

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Is this what passes for a trophy these days - three bits of a Caterham nailed together? Screw being World Champion; I'll just have an 'electrical problem' during the race ..."​

3 hours 13 minutes too late

 

[Jimlaad43]

So how is the Bonus round going to work? Will it just be a general picture from some point in the year or a picture from a specific event?

 

[Touring Mars]

I was planning to make it any F1 picture from 2014 - I'll be doing the results of R18 later today, so hopefully the final round will be posted up tonight or tomorrow 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - RESULT

​

1st=: NFX, Touring Mars - 21 pts (M, P: 8 votes)
3rd: niky - 15 pts (A: 6 votes)
4th=: GTP_Ingram, Famine, - 11 pts (B, G: 5 votes)
6th: Soundtrack - 8 pts (E: 3 votes)
7th=: Jimlaad43, haitch40, zed300 - 4 pts (J, Q, K: 2 votes)​

(Entries with less than 2 votes - no score)

Winning Entries

"Nice looking trophy you've got there, Lewis. It'd be a shame if anything.....happened to it."

Lewis: I thought we had a talk about the unwanted touching thing in Belgium...

Standings (after Round Eighteen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars ***** - 216 pts
2nd: Famine *** - 163 pts
3rd: Furinkazen ** - 150 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram *** - 145 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys ** - 142 pts
6th: niky ** - 123 pts
7th: Soundtrack - 110 pts
8th: NFX *** - 93 pts
9th: TheBook * - 81 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 64 pts

11th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts
12th: Flex0r - 47 pts
13th: DK * - 46 pts
14th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th=: BlacqueJacques, pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
18th=: Liquid, zed300 - 27 pts
20th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
23rd: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
24th: haitch40 - 12 pts
25th: SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts
26th: Omnis - 10 pts
27th: Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

 

[Lizard]

Yay I got a non numbered place between 23rd and 24th.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Oh no. One more round, or it'll be my first winless season

 

[TheBook]

Everyone make Jimlaad win, as long as I score a point so I beat him overall.

 

[Flex0r]

No wins for me either, but still in the top 15, I consider that a small win.

 

[niky]

I'll gladly accept a Ricciardo-ish third place... even though I'm still lagging behind PM.

Maybe I shouldn't vote for so many of his captions next season.

-

Still one round left. Double points? Giving the rest of us a mathematical chance for second place?

 

[Touring Mars]

Double points? Giving the rest of us a mathematical chance for second place?

I did think about that, but I reckon it would not be fair to change the rules mid-game - I should have made the decision at the start of the season, but since I didn't, then I'm going to keep it as a normal round - fortunately 1st place doesn't depend on it! Anyway, the final round will follow shortly.

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND

​

Entries by Tuesday, 16th December - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[DK]

FINAL ROUND

​

Guy pointing at the steering wheel: "...And here is the MFDS button."
Vettel: "MFDS?"
Guy pointing at the steering wheel: "Middle Finger Deployment System, which will hack the screen of any cars carrying the number 14 to display a middle finger, once you've extended your lead over him to over one second."

 

[mikeerfol]

"Sebastian, this is the button that shuts down the engine if something goes wrong. Remember where it is, because you'll have to use it a lot"