F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[zed300]

Nicole"s setting me uuuup.
Dam glasses....can't tell if that her or not....smile....no wait,...half smile.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Sorry to barge in, but can I give this a shot too?

"Ok Fernando, we need to go back to the day they invented MS Paint, so that we can at least give these suits some degree of colour..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Fernando will be testing the MP4-30 shortly​

 

[Dragonwhisky]

I think my daughter is taller than 'Nando.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Not sure if porn or launch of Italian political campaign.​

 

[zed300]

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Alonso just needs a really long scarf and they could be 3 generations of Dr Who.

 

[niky]

Flavio, what is that... smell?

The smell of success, my dear. The smell of success.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Flavio, what is that... smell?

It's called "Sex Panther". It's illegal in twelve countries, but you know it's effective when it's made from bits of real panther.

I'll be honest with you, Flavio - that stuff's pure gasoline.

Fixed.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

What do you think about our new team pajamas?

 

[Touring Mars]

JB: I went for a button fly...
FA: I prefer Spanish fly...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Can't wait for Monday's new season!

 

[Touring Mars]

Can't believe it's F1 season time again already.

I'm hoping to get this season started on Tuesday, as I am away all day Monday.

There's also a very strong possibility that I won't be able to run this over the summer, as I am planning to be in the US for 3 months, so if anyone is interested in assisting me over that period, then please let me know via PM.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

...so if anyone is interested in assisting me over that period, then please let me know via PM.

Free Sauber race driver contract for every applicant

 

[Jimlaad43]

EDIT: Might be a bit too rude

 

[Touring Mars]

Welcome to the 2015 GTPlanet F1 Caption Competition!!

Round One - Australia 2015

Entries by Monday, 23rd March - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

Happy captioning! ​

 

[Famine]

Hey Christian! Your Renault contract emergency exits are here, here and here!

 

[Furinkazen]

"And then Sauber told me I had a contract with them..."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Mark mocks the under-performing McLaren team with his best impression of a snail.​

 

[Lizard]

Mark doing his impression of TM after he put 23th of March as the caption deadline.

 

[Dragonwhisky]

Mark doing his impression of TM after he put 23th of March as the caption deadline.

How is the 23th spelled?

 

[Lizard]

How is the 23th spelled?

Are you serious?

23rd.

 

[Dragonwhisky]

Are you serious?

23rd.

No. I know what it's supposed to look like. I was helping poke the author in the arm to go edit the post where it appeared first and you pointed it out. Humor much?

 

[Jimlaad43]

After joining the Village People, Mark tells the world who won the Sauber Court Case.

 

[DK]

"That plume of smoke is from Magnussen's car, and that plume of smoke is from Kvyat's!"

 

[RACECAR]

Mark performs a re-enactment of the parts flying off Maldonaldo's car.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mark's response to being asked: So will Seb ever win another driver's championship?

 

[TheBook]

Webber: "Nah seriously mate, the roos' ears were this big..."

 

[Soundtrack]

Webber: "I saw John Connor, he went over there..."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Arnold Classic? It's just a load of people going "ooh, which way is the beach?" whilst not realising they are pulling these ridiculous faces! Arnie should try the Tasmania challenge!"




"He's behind me, isn't he?"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

I could tell you my opinion on this weekend's race.

But instead I'll show you through interperative dance.