F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TheBook]

Verstappen: "So, Stoffel, are you Van-done with jokes about your name yet?"

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Stof: "Well now we know why Seb gives his cars ladies' names. Next time I visit him I'll remember to knock first..."​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Vandoorne: "Just you wait, I think we'll be much faster than we were in testing."

Verstappen: "Stoffel, everyone knows you've just brought your Super Formula car painted in black and orange."

Vandoorne ".......I don't know what you're talking about. "

 

[Touring Mars]

The McLaren MCL32 has the unfortunate side effect of turning drivers into Prince Charles.

 

[zed300]

Stoffel: The grid girls just told me they preffered spotty faced young boys.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Don't cry, Stoffel.
Don't raise you eye -
It's only a teenage wasteland.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Relatively New Kids on the Block

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Verstappen: Mr Vandoorne, what gave you that dimple?
Vandoorne: *hesitates* Maybe-that-one-McLaren-M-C-L-thirty-two-thing?"

 

[Famine]

Out of shot, left: As Fernando Alonso's Japanese isn't that great, he takes to extreme sign language to explain what's wrong with the new Honda engine.

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round One is now open:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...7th-apr-0900-bst.126394/page-82#post-11765181

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - RESULT

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (E - 14 votes)
2nd: Famine - 18 pts (Q - 11 votes)
3rd: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts (J - 5 votes)
4th: EDK - 12 pts (G - votes)
5th=: Liquid, Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts (D,H,L,N - 3 votes)
9th=: Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt (B, O - 2 votes)

(Entries with 1 vote = no score)

Winning Entry

Stoffel: "I'd give it 5 minutes before using that toilet"

​

Standings
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts
2nd: Famine - 18 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts

4th: EDK - 12 pts
5th=: Liquid, Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts
9th=: Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt

Round Two - China will follow next week​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - China

Entries by Thursday, 13th April - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[jake2013guy]

"Hey Fernando. There are Hondas breaking down in other sports. Just watch Super GT."

 

[FerrariF1GT]

While the spotters are trying to get him to pay attention, Alonso stands visualizing himself as Verstappen without a trace of negativity.

Final

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Even in the toughest race weekends, Fernando's engineers know he'll cheer right up when they play his favourite deck chair infomercial.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Fernando, look! Your car is first in the standings!"

"Finally! Our hard work has fin... hey, what does that setting title say? "Reversed Order"...!?"

Final Entry

 

[FutureF1]

"Look Fernando, Ferrari is competing for the title this year."

Alonso: *screams internally*

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: "Look Fernando, there are your hopes and dreams. "

Fernando: "Where?"

Engineer: "Oh never mind they are long gone."

 

[TRGTspecialist]

McLaren engineers finally figure out Alonso has replaced himself with a cardboard-cutout version, when they realise he has absolutely no reason to look that cheerful.

 

[Ryk]

Look! Up in the grandstand - It's a Jolyon Palmer fan!

 

[NFSCARBON1]

"Fernando see that lovely Mercedes engine on the screen, guess what you're getting for your birthday..."​

 

[XJ40]

Man on left: "If you're not happy here then go back to Ferrari - wait, why are you smiling?"

Final entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I wasn't happy with the car during testing, but then Stoffel gave me these purple pills and now I feel great and every lap is amazing and I can't believe that I ever doubted Honda and I'm afraid that if I stop smiling I'll die but otherwise I feel great and did I mention how happy I am?"​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Look, in the Grandstands is our new Down Force Engineer - Darth Vader

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Fernando: Is that Toto waving at me?

 

[Liquid]

"Hey Fernando, look over there. Al Khalifa and Ojjeh are calling for security to throw Ron Dennis out of the hospitality suite!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Alonso: Ah, this is the highlight of my career since rejoining McLaren!
Team: Look, just order the bloody Happy Meal and get back to the circuit!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Look Fernando; you are fastest through the corners!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Famine]

"We put the Honda engine technology team in that hot air balloon for you, Fernando. Now here's your blunderbuss - enjoy!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Quick reminder: entries for this round close tomorrow morning so please get your entries in if you haven't done so already!