F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Engineer: "The data just came back and the engine performed the best compared to the rest of the cars."
Christian: "Oh Renault it didn't!"

final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Christian: There are reports of rain at turn 6
Engineer: No, that's just fluid from Daniel's engine

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Engineer: We've received data from Max's PU and it was the fault of....
Christian: Ericsson.

 

[FutureF1]

Christian has been frozen like this since Sunday after he realized Red Bull have Honda engines next year...

 

[Famine]

Engineer: Look at Me, Mi Chico Latino. Half of Me is Calling it. Scream if You Want to Go Faster, or if it's Too Much, Stop and Bag it Up, you Wannabe.
Horner: Back. The 🤬. Up.

 

[Touring Mars]

Horner: When I said I wanted to see Dan become a World Champion, I meant with Red Bull...

 

[XJ40]

Horner: I don't care about the rules, next year you fit a second turbo to that thing or else...

 

[niky]

"Sir, Daniel is back in the garage and he looks terribly pissed."

"Bring him a few beers and a clean boot. That should cheer him up."

 

[Roger the Horse]

Autosport Live Race Update: Christian Horner has opened is mouth and we can see his teeth!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Faceless Red Bull Engineer: Renault called boss, the new MGU-K is available.

Horner: We don't take calls from Renault anymore, remember!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - RESULT

1st: niky - 25 pts (H - 7 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (B - 6 votes)
3rd: Touring Mars - 15 pts (F - 4 votes)
4th=: Flex0r, XJ40 - 11 pts (A, G - 3 votes)
6th=: SVT Cobra GT, FutureF1 - 7 pts (C, D - 2 votes)
8th: BlacqueJacques - 4pts (J - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

"Sir, Daniel is back in the garage and he looks terribly pissed."

"Bring him a few beers and a clean boot. That should cheer him up."

Standings after Round 11
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: XJ40*** - 141 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43* - 138 pts
3rd: niky**** - 131 pts

4th: Touring Mars -119 pts
5th: SVT Cobra GT* -111 pts
6th=: Famine*, Roger The Horse* - 91 pts
8th: Flex0r - 69 pts
9th: FutureF1 -39 pts
10th: Liquid* - 28 pts
11th: desmodan - 28 pts
12th: BlacqueJacques - 24 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
14th: Pupik - 12 pts
15th: UnkaD - 10 pts
16th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
17th: Baldgye - 7 pts
18th: Lizard - 4 pts
19th: GTFraker - 3 pts
20th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Twelve - Hungary will follow shortly.

@niky - please send me a photo from the Hungarian GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Famine]

And after I looked up all of those Spice Girls and Geri song titles. Yes, looked up. I didn't know them off the top of my head. Honest.

 

[Jimlaad43]

And after I looked up all of those Spice Girls and Geri song titles. Yes, looked up. I didn't know them off the top of my head. Honest.

I guess you're going to have to Bag It Up and Ride It out...

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twelve - Hungary

Entries by Tuesday 21st August - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[Jimlaad43]

Nobody Expects the Spanish InPodiumPositions!

 

[Roger the Horse]

Fernando and Carlos have worked out that your more likely to win the race by walking than by relying on a Renault engine

 

[Famine]

Sainz: "♫ I'm being fitted for your seat tonight, your car is *****, Fernando. ♫"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Sainz: Are you taking your deckchair with you when you retire? I might need it myself.

 

[XJ40]

"One day Carlos, all of this will be yours"

 

[Touring Mars]

Sainz: Wanna hear a joke? My name is Carlos - but I just got a new car!

 

[Flex0r]

Sainz: Dude where's my car!

 

[FutureF1]

Look Carlos... Everything the light touches belongs to SOMEONE ELSE... See that shady area in the corner? That is McLaren. Your new home

 

[niky]

Rumor has it you're leaving. Why? Did you hear the drums Fernando?

No. I guess you could say I saw the Sainz..

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Fernando: You sick of yellow yet Carlos?

Carlos: Orange you retiring Fernando?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twelve - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 - 25 pts (A - 8 votes)
2nd: Roger The Horse - 18 pts (B - 6 votes)
3rd: SVT Cobra G - 15 pts (D - 5 votes)
4th: niky - 12 pts (I - 4 votes)
5th=: XJ40, FutureF1 - 9 pts (E, H - 2 votes)
7th=: Famine, Touring Mars, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts (C, F, J - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Nobody Expects the Spanish InPodiumPositions!

Standings after Round 12
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Jimlaad43** - 163 pts
2nd: XJ40*** - 150 pts
3rd: niky**** - 143 pts

4th: SVT Cobra GT* -126 pts
5th: Touring Mars -123 pts
6th: Roger The Horse* - 109 pts
7th: Famine* - 95 pts
8th: Flex0r - 69 pts
9th: FutureF1 - 48 pts
10th: Liquid* - 28 pts
11th=: desmodan, BlacqueJacques - 28 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
14th: Pupik - 12 pts
15th: UnkaD - 10 pts
16th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
17th: Baldgye - 7 pts
18th: Lizard - 4 pts
19th: GTFraker - 3 pts
20th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Thirteen - Belgium will follow shortly.

@Jimlaad43 - please send me a photo from the Belgian GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Belgium

Entries by Tuesday 4th September - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Famine]

♫ I've been Alonso with you inside my line,
And in my dreams I've crashed my car a thousand times,
I sometimes see you pass above my mirror
Halo... is it me you're looking for? ♫

 

[Jimlaad43]

Fernando regretted telling reporters "I will elevate McLaren to new heights in Belgium" before the race

 

[Roger the Horse]

Fernando discovers that the grind tricks he learned in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 do not translate into Grand Prix success.

 

[Touring Mars]

La Source to be renamed "Eau Crappe!"