F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Lewis Hamilton disguises his make-up compact to look like the new Vodafone mobile

 

[DQuaN]

Strike a pose... Now Vouge!

 

[Specialized]

Price of F1 team - A few million £

Price of Racing Suits - A few hundred £

Lewis Hamilton looking up premium rate internet porn at the expense of Vodaphone while the other two mess about taking photos of each other - Priceless

Spec....

 

[TVRKing]

Guy on left - "I got the Crazy Frog on this. Muahahahahaaaaa!"

 

[Lee]

Spec that's awesome.

Hamilton reads the following text:

"Next year buddy, you'll be at Prodrive."

Paffet and Alonso: Tee hee hee!

 

[TheCracker]

Paffet eventully catches between his teeth the flying jellybaby that Alonso flicked with his new flip phone.

 

[Slick Rick]

Paffet texts Alonso, text reads: "Hey Fernando, maybe someone should tell Lewis the camera is on the other side!"

lol!

Lewis looks like he's posing for a picture too.

 

[Danoff]

Photographer - Gentlemen, what we're going for in this picture is excitement about your new phones. So act like you've never even seen a cell phone before.

Guys - Seriously? The public will believe it if we act excited about a bunch of stupid cell phones?

Photographer - You have no idea. Lewis, get a little closer to the others, you're not in the shot. Now put a smile on your face that says "I've finally made it big now that I've got my $50 phone."... Good good good NO NO!

...and I'm spent.

 

[RouWa]

I do not know if posted before:

The perfect image for L'Oréal's "Because I'm worth it" campaign.

 

[MagpieRacer]

Too true..

 

[mipuumal]

Paffett thinks to himself while looking at Alonso and Hamilton:

"Hmm, seems like I need to cut my hair and grow some sideburns in order to get a racing seat here."

 

[tigermoth737]

Paffett sends the following Text message to Hamilton:

"How crappy does Alonso's haircut look?!"

Hamilton Texts back:

"I know, almost as bad as Tubbsy's"

Paffet giggles

 

[XGT Taipan]

Hamilton: "Hey Garry, distract Fernando so I can take a pic up his girlfriends skirt!"

 

[Pupik]

As a cost-cutting measure, winter testing and public relations at McLaren are to be performed by CrocoStimpys.

 

[Touring Mars]

Results​

Congrats to TheCracker on a winning entry this time around, narrowly edging out Specialized into 2nd. For the first time we seem to have an 'all-Premium' Top 5! In the leaderboard (as we approach the end of the season!!!) Pupik joins RN3KKWWMT at the top, and Spec nudges Danoff off the podium...

1.

Paffet eventully catches between his teeth the flying jellybaby that Alonso flicked with his new flip phone.

2.

Price of F1 team - A few million £

Price of Racing Suits - A few hundred £

Lewis Hamilton looking up premium rate internet porn at the expense of Vodaphone while the other two mess about taking photos of each other - Priceless

3.

Hamilton reads the following text:

"Next year buddy, you'll be at Prodrive."

Paffet and Alonso: Tee hee hee!

4.

Paffet texts Alonso, text reads: "Hey Fernando, maybe someone should tell Lewis the camera is on the other side!"

5.

As a cost-cutting measure, winter testing and public relations at McLaren are to be performed by CrocoStimpys.

TheCracker may now choose whether to post a picture, or leave the floor open...

 

[TheCracker]

I've sent a new pic to Mars - just waiting on him 'officially' posting it

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[mipuumal]

Webber: "If these are kind of wings Red Bull is going to be giving me, I'm better off drinking Battery."

 

[MagpieRacer]

Adrien Neweys latest design appeared to be rasing questions in Marks head.

 

[TheCracker]

Can i add a caption of my own pic?

 

[DQuaN]

You can.


After Hamilton had spent 74 hours building a life-size F1 Car out of his Lego collection, Webber ruins it all by sitting on it.

 

[TheCracker]

Mark: "Dear Lord, please let this be the interim version."

 

[Sting]

MW: "So how long do I have to pretend to sit on a wireframe car for? MY KNEES ARE GONNA POP MATE!"

 

[Specialized]

MW - "Well don't look at me, i'm just as confused as you guys. I was sitting on the toilet this morning and i pooped out this. Maybe there's too much fibre in my diet......."

Spec....

 

[Pupik]

After looking at the rear wing, Mark Webber decides whether painted chicken coop wire is stronger than the previous design, which was manufactured out of wet cardboard.

 

[Touring Mars]

Australian police are still looking for a bandit who stole 250,000 matches from a warehouse in Melbourne 3 years ago...

 

[Appie]

Mark Webber thinking about the new RB3

 

[daan]

*thinks* - How did I end up in Tron?

 

[Roo]

Damn ghost cars... D-pad up arrow should clear the track...

 

[Famine]

"Oh lord, won't you buy me... a Mercedes-Benz?"