F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Seeing as the season hasn't quite started yet, lets get in some final practice images from Thursday in Melbourne

 

[BlacqueJacques]

So tell me; am I the prettiest?

 

[Ingram]

"How do you send Snapchats on a Harley? Well, you just take your phone, open the app, and... No wait, I mean.. I wouldn't know."​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Can't wait for tomorrow morning and the resumption of this!

 

[Touring Mars]

Welcome to the 2016 GTPlanet F1 Caption Competition!!

Please have a quick read of the updated rules before entering.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/f1-caption-game-2016-pre-season.126386/



Round One - Australia

Entries by Monday, 28th March - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

Happy captioning! ​

 

[Touring Mars]

Welcome to the 2016 GTPlanet F1 Caption Competition!!

Please have a quick read of the updated rules before entering.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/f1-caption-game-2016-pre-season.126386/



Round One - Australia

Entries by Monday, 28th March - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

Happy captioning! ​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Fernando: Ok, look cool, but also dazed and confused... Hopefully they won't realize I broke a trackside camera, through the use of amnesia.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Fernando: Ok, look cool, but also dazed and confused... Hopefully they won't realize I broke a trackside camera, through the use of amnesia.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Having sent himself back to 1995 last season, Fernando Alonso takes us ALL back to 1996 with his latest crash."

Reference, in case it slipped your memory...
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/formula-...after-crash-in-testing_sto4626842/story.shtml

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Having sent himself back to 1995 last season, Fernando Alonso takes us ALL back to 1996 with his latest crash."

Reference, in case it slipped your memory...
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/formula-...after-crash-in-testing_sto4626842/story.shtml

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Fernando: At least there's one less camera to catch my new white and brown race suit.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Fernando: At least there's one less camera to catch my new white and brown race suit.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Gutiérrez: I'm the only one here with a blocked nose, aren't I?

 

[Roger the Horse]

Gutiérrez: I'm the only one here with a blocked nose, aren't I?

 

[Solo]

Final entry:

Fernando: Where were those placed I'd rather be again?

 

[Solo]

Final entry:

Fernando: Where were those placed I'd rather be again?

 

[Liquid]

Gutierrez: Listen, Nando, when Brundle was giving you advice on a quicker lap time earlier and said you should be flying through turn 3, he didn't mean it literally.

 

[Liquid]

Gutierrez: Listen, Nando, when Brundle was giving you advice on a quicker lap time earlier and said you should be flying through turn 3, he didn't mean it literally.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Alonso: "I don't know what happened, I could smell a Ferrari and then... bang!"

 

[TenEightyOne]

Alonso: "I don't know what happened, I could smell a Ferrari and then... bang!"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

As Alonso tries to regains his bearings, Esteban ponders about why is he harassed by Latin men so often when he is driving. Could he be F1's own Ricky Martin? One can only wonder...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

As Alonso tries to regains his bearings, Esteban ponders about why is he harassed by Latin men so often when he is driving. Could he be F1's own Ricky Martin? One can only wonder...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé.

 

[DK]

Fernando: If Esteban says I was a "cheeky 'Nando" one more time, I'm donating to Drumpf to build that wall so he can't ruin US GPs.

 

[DK]

Fernando: If Esteban says I was a "cheeky 'Nando" one more time, I'm donating to Drumpf to build that wall so he can't ruin US GPs.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After their latest string of engine upgrades, Fernando proves that Honda really are on a roll.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After their latest string of engine upgrades, Fernando proves that Honda really are on a roll.

 

[Flex0r]

Fernando: What do you mean "crash", I always park my car like that.

 

[Flex0r]

Fernando: What do you mean "crash", I always park my car like that.

 

[Ingram]

I swear to God Fernando, make one more joke about "smashing my Haas" and I'll throw gravel in your face.​

 

[Ingram]

I swear to God Fernando, make one more joke about "smashing my Haas" and I'll throw gravel in your face.​