F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TRGTspecialist]

"Fair play Seb, this year you've got disappointing results, broken rules to get your own way, and moaned constantly - you're a perfect fit for Ferrari now!"

"At least I actually fit in the car, Juan......."

 

[Touring Mars]

JPM: I may come back to F1 next season - Gene Haas has offered me a drive for his new team, Haas-Been Racing...​

 

[Flex0r]

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Seb: "This time won't swear and keep calm the entire race, said no Juan ever."

Final entry

 

[zed300]

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Juan: After this years efforts, you may need to start looking over your shoulder.
Seb: After looking over your shoulder, I see what you mean.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

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Vettel: "It's Prisonermonkeys' birthday next week, and I have no idea what to get him."

Montoya: "I don't know ... maybe another title for Hamilton? Do you think he'd like that?"​

 

[Famine]

We're going to need a bigger swearbox...

Yes, and on that front a quick reminder to everyone about profanity.

We use an automated word censor here on GTPlanet which censors all of a select few words. If you take steps to circumvent that filter and have some part of the word displayed, we're going to have a problem. Some captions here fall foul of this and I have edited them accordingly because I'm nice. I get less nice the more often I have to remind people of these things.


And onto my caption:
Vettel: Which one are you? Massa? Barrichello? Maldonado?
Montoya: What? I'm Montoya. Do we all look alike to you?
Vettel: South American drivers, man. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen them all...

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Not an entry

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Vettel: "That 🤬 piece of 🤬 Famine banned me on GTPlanet AGAIN! "cirumventing the swear filter", "must respect the AUP" my 🤬. Who does he think he is, Charlie 🤬 Whiting?"

 

[XJ40]

Montoya: Hey Seb, I think you're going to have to make your team radio more AUP friendly...

Seb: Good Juan, Juan.

Final entry

 

[Ingram]

JPM - "...And then I poured away Kimi's vodka bottle and swapped it for water."
Seb - "Whenever he beats me I empty his ice cream freezer and fill it with peas."​

 

[Pupik]

Vettel (thinking): ...when is Juan is going to introduce me to Kate's Other Dirty Sister?

 

[Jimlaad43]

FINAL ENTRY

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[BlacqueJacques]

Juan: Can you believe this is the only photo available for the F1 Caption contest this time around, and no sombreros?

Seb: I remember the F1 seasons when the photos and captions were all about me!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Soundtrack]

JPM : "Thanks to you this thread now fills with swearing and censorship..."

SV: "You haven't been in the Castro thread yet, have you?"

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[Touring Mars]

Entires are now closed for R19 (I'll include the last couple of captions) - poll will follow shortly
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[Touring Mars]

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Round Nineteen - RESULT

1st: Ryk (A: 10 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Famine (I: 6 votes) - 18 pts
3rd=: SVT Cobra GT, Touring Mars (C, E: 5 votes) - 13 pts
5th: Flex0r (F: 4 votes) - 10 pts
6th: GTP_Ingram (K: 3 votes) - 8 pts
7th=: TRGTspecialist, prisonermonkeys, Jimlaad43 (D, H, M: 2 votes) - 4 pts

(Less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

We're going to need a bigger swearbox...

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars***** - 229 pts
2nd: Famine** - 156 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43*** - 151 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram** - 141 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys* - 141 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17** - 125 pts
7th: TRGTspecialist*** - 115 pts
8th: DK** - 103 pts
9th=: SVT Cobra GT*, Ryk* - 91 pts

11th: Flex0r - 83 pts
12th: TheBook** - 62 pts
13th: XJ40 - 60 pts
14th: Furinkazen - 56 pts
15th: Roger The Horse - 35 pts
16th=: Pupik, BlacqueJacques - 33 pts
18th: Legro - 32 pts
19th: Soundtrack - 29 pts
20th: Peter. - 24 pts
21st: niky - 23 pts
22nd: Niku Driver HC - 22 pts
23rd: jake2013guy - 21 pts
24th:mikeerfol - 11 pts
25th: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
26th: FutureF1 - 7 pts
27th: zed300 - 6 pts
28th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt


Round 20 - Brazil will follow shortly


With just two rounds left, the race for the title is now over, but the race for 2nd and 3rd places is still well and truly on - with a possible 50 pts still up for grabs, everyone down to 8th place can still finish in the Top 3, and everyone down to 7th can still win 2nd spot.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Jimlaaad43

You thought I wouldn't notice

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry, about that - fixed now.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twenty - Brazil

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Entries by Monday 12th December 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

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This time, DC is determined to stop himself making another interview go horribly awkward.

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"Hi Dan - oh, that's a big, red, bull you have. Looks like it's getting pretty wet, do you want me to hold it for you?"

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"....................."

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"...........dammit."

 

[Ryk]

DC - What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?

Danno - Max....

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

DC catches Ricciardo receiving a rather saucy text message from Carmen Jorda

 

[Touring Mars]

DC: Daniel, a quick word for Channel 4?
DR: Bye.

 

[Jimlaad43]

DC: Do you think you can win this race?
DR: No, Bernd Meylander will

 

[BlacqueJacques]

DC: So Daniel do you think there was too much water on the circuit to race?

Daniel: My webbed feet were not much help!

 

[Soundtrack]

David Coulthard can’t hide his embarrassment as he realizes Daniel’s Pumas fill other purposes than podium drinking ceremonies.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Coulthard can't help but looked concerned as Ricciardo transfixes on an Alpinestar boot left out in the rain. Perhaps it was time to stage an intervention over Daniel's drinking problem.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

DC: Daniel, could you do your Vettel imitation for the people watching at home...?

Ricci: Sorry, I don't do 🤬 impressions.

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Jimlaad43]

Final Entry

As the teams and media gather in the pitlane for the second Red Flag period, Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd starts playing through the speakers

 

[XJ40]

Hi Dan, I've put my name in for the Mercedes seat, can I get a reference from you?

Final entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries for this round close tomorrow morning, so get your entries in soon if you haven't done so already!​