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NH wispering to LH "You know 100 years ago 24 white men chasing a black bloke would have been called the Klu Klux Klan"
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I will have a Heidfeld beard one day..
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NH wispering to LH "You know 100 years ago 24 white men chasing a black bloke would have been called the Klu Klux Klan"
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NH: Dude, you got a really big booger hanging outta your nose... better wipe it off
NH: How do you get your sideburns so neat? Man, I need help...
Nick Heidfeld: "Alright, but apart from giving you the ten-year driver program, highly-competitive car, four pole positions, one fastest lap, nine podiums, three Grand Prix victories and four records ... what has McLaren ever done for you!?"
NH: You may take the title before I do, but you can never, NEVER pull off a beard quite like mine, and that my comrade, is fear.
NH: "Wanna come back to my place?"
NH: Alonso will crack any minute now, purple monkey dishwasher.
LH "You want to do what with the exhaust?!"
Nick Heidfeld: "That was a very entertaining answer, Lewis, but the reporter actually asked "Do you plan to celebrate tonight?" not "Do you plan to be celebate?"..."
NH: Dude, that girl you were seen with in the paper, thats my brother.
NH: Hey Lewis, hows things going with Fernando's mother?
NH: My Spanish isn't great, but I think Alonso said your eggs are small and mother was a horse.
NH: Is it me or is your hat really red?
Nick Heidfeld: "You think you've got a bad teammate??? Robert always leaves the toilet seat up, and never replaces the roll!"
Heidfeld: 10 Euros says that the next reporter asks you a question you've answered 10 times before.
Nick Heidfeld: Is that your hand on my thigh?
NH wispering to LH "You know 100 years ago 24 white men chasing a black bloke would have been called the Klu Klux Klan"
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