F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

Michiel Mol: Welcome to Spyker, Ralf! I'd like you to meet your new boss, Vijay Mallya ... oh, wait ... I see you already have ...

 

[peterjford]

VM: Hahaha that was a good one, Ralf, me hiring you to drive for Spyker!
RS: Heh, yeah, I was just joking. Hahaha, yep, just a joke.

 

[TheCracker]

Round 16 Vote:
1. Danoff
2. Pupik

Ralf: .....and then Michael leans over and whispers in my ear "Twenty third best more like"

Vijay Mallya: Oh Lord give me strength! .....oh look, there's one of my planes.

 

[Alex.]

RS:'Remember that one time, at Silverstone, we cut Mikes brakes...'
VM:' Yehhh i remember. Remember when we stole several key documents from Ferrari and placed them in the Mclaren engineers house..'
RS:' Ye, we are wild huh?'
VM: 'Lets go eat some cakes to celebratre... Mmmmm cake...'

STOP WINNING

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Ralf: So what do you say, eh, Vijay? I'm the third-best driver, eh? Eh? Wait ... what are you looking at?
Mallya: The leaderboard. I don't see you on it ...

 

[Lee]

Vijay: "Ralf, your gonna win today eh?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Nice one, Roo 👍

VM: OK, who's this?.... "I just called... to say.... I love you..."

 

[TheCracker]

TM

 

[Sureboss]

VM: You know, for a minute Ralf I thought you were Michael, woah, what a mistake that was!

RS: Yes, he can drive!

 

[Specialized]

VM to RS: "Who are you again?"

Spec....

 

[Blake]

Ralf: My god you’ve gotten fat Lewis!

 

[livemusic]

VM: OK, who's this?.... "I just called... to say.... I love you..."

Damn you! I had a Stevie Wonder caption ready to go...

 

[Pupik]

Round 16:
1. Danoff
2. Touring Mars

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Ralf: Dude, you should totally make a bid for Spyker. They're the third-best team, you know?

 

[Alfaholic]

Round 17

Ralf: Hey Vijay, those shades look so cool! Where did you get them?

Vijay: They're part of Samuel L. Jackson's new range: Snakes on a Frame!

 

[Venari]

Ralf: Okay, are they comfortable, are you ready?

Vijay: Yes.

Ralf: Okay, so when I touch these electrodes together, you're gonna see naked boobies!

 

[Danoff]

Ralf: Hey Vijay, those shades look so cool! Where did you get them?

Vijay: They're part of Samuel L. Jackson's new range: Snakes on a Frame!

 

[Smallhorses]

Sorry. Double post. Hit quote instead of edit.
Please ignore!

 

[Smallhorses]

Round 16 Vote:

1 The Cracker
2 Danoff

Vijay : "Ow, pain!....Neck muscles in spasm.....which 🤬 stole my icepack?!!!"

Ralf : "Hahaha! That'll teach you to call me Michael! I took your Vicodin too!!!!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Ralf: So ... Vijay ... what did you do to make you worthy of being in the GT Planet forums Caption Contest?
Mallya: Well, I bought Spyker. Instead of sponsoring a second-rate team like Toyota, I became the fourth owner in as many years of third-rate one. What about you?
Ralf: Well, I'm not entirely sure what I've done ... I just happen to be a running joke for some reason.

 

[mipuumal]

Final Entry

Ralf: So ... Vijay ... what did you do to make you worthy of being in the GT Planet forums Caption Contest?
Mallya: Well, I bought Spyker. Instead of sponsoring a second-rate team like Toyota, I became the fourth owner in as many years of third-rate one. What about you?
Ralf: Well, I'm not entirely sure what I've done ... I just happen to be a running joke for some reason.

I thought your previous one was golden.

 

[Stevisiov]

Ralf: Hey Vijay, those shades look so cool! Where did you get them?

Vijay: They're part of Samuel L. Jackson's new range: Snakes on a Frame!

, very good indeed. a rep worthy caption I feel.

[edit] I have to spread it around...

 

[GT4 genius]

Vijay: If you dont get any faster i'll give you a job as pilot on one of my planes, i know you wont push it too fast!

Ralf: Hah, i doubt you could get into qualy 2 either.

Vijay: Trulli dosen't seem to find it too hard.

 

[Appie]

RS: Who do you think you are?
VM: A flying king fisher?

 

[Kylehnat]

Ralf: "These special brownies Jarno baked for us are fantastic!"
Vijay: "Hehe...baked!"

 

[Alfaholic]

, very good indeed. a rep worthy caption I feel.

[edit] I have to spread it around...

haha! No worries, the thought that counts.







💡 Perhaps vote for the caption on Wednesday instead?

 

[Danoff]

Ralf: Hey Vijay, those shades look so cool! Where did you get them?

Vijay: They're part of Samuel L. Jackson's new range: Snakes on a Frame!

Samuel: "I love these Mother******g snakes!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I thought your previous one was golden.

Thank you. I'll go change it back since it seems I'll get at least one vote.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 16 Result

1. Touring Mars - 10
2. Pupik - 8
3. Danoff - 6
4. TheCracker - 5
5. kylehnat - 4
6= Smallhorses, Venari - 3

Round 17 Vote

"Ralf Schumacher lets out a nervous smile as he realises he's not with a recently well fed and holiday'ed Damon Hill, whom he beleived he was talking to for the last 30 mins"

RS:'Remember that one time, at Silverstone, we cut Mikes brakes...'
VM:' Yehhh i remember. Remember when we stole several key documents from Ferrari and placed them in the Mclaren engineers house..'
RS:' Ye, we are wild huh?'
VM: 'Lets go eat some cakes to celebratre... Mmmmm cake...'

RS: No, really! I am the third best driver! What are you looking for, anyway?
VM: Flying pigs...

VM: Hahaha that was a good one, Ralf, me hiring you to drive for Spyker!
RS: Heh, yeah, I was just joking. Hahaha, yep, just a joke.

Ralf: .....and then Michael leans over and whispers in my ear "Twenty third best more like"

Vijay Mallya: Oh Lord give me strength! .....oh look, there's one of my planes.

Vijay: "Ralf, your gonna win today eh?"

Ralf: So what do you say, eh, Vijay? I'm the third-best driver, eh? Eh? Wait ... what are you looking at?
Mallya: The leaderboard. I don't see you on it ...

VM: OK, who's this?.... "I just called... to say.... I love you..."

VM: You know, for a minute Ralf I thought you were Michael, woah, what a mistake that was!

RS: Yes, he can drive!

VM to RS: "Who are you again?"

Ralf: My god you’ve gotten fat Lewis!

Ralf: Dude, you should totally make a bid for Spyker. They're the third-best team, you know?

Ralf: Hey Vijay, those shades look so cool! Where did you get them?

Vijay: They're part of Samuel L. Jackson's new range: Snakes on a Frame!

Ralf: Okay, are they comfortable, are you ready?

Vijay: Yes.

Ralf: Okay, so when I touch these electrodes together, you're gonna see naked boobies!

Vijay : "Ow, pain!....Neck muscles in spasm.....which 🤬 stole my icepack?!!!"

Ralf : "Hahaha! That'll teach you to call me Michael! I took your Vicodin too!!!!"

Vijay: If you dont get any faster i'll give you a job as pilot on one of my planes, i know you wont push it too fast!

Ralf: Hah, i doubt you could get into qualy 2 either.

Vijay: Trulli dosen't seem to find it too hard.

RS: Who do you think you are?
VM: A flying king fisher?

Ralf: "These special brownies Jarno baked for us are fantastic!"
Vijay: "Hehe...baked!"

Samuel: "I love these Mother******g snakes!"

 

[Blake]

Alfaholic
GV

 

[Touring Mars]

1) Alfaholic
2) Roo

(HM: kylehnat)