F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Specialized]

Reporter - "asphinctersayswhat"

Vettel - "what................."

 

[mipuumal]

Fox Sports reporter on the right:

Hello, who are you and what do you do?

Vettel:

I'm Der Seb and I make left AND right turns.

Fox Sports:

He's a witch!!!

 

[Sureboss]

I was thinking about opening the voting up on Sunday morning. I'm out all day tomorrow, but give us some feedback today if you think that's the way to start it.

 

[livemusic]

I remember last year while we were voting for the winner of the current caption the winner from the previous cap would already post a new picture so things were more dynamic. Will it not be that way this season?

 

[Sureboss]

I don't see why not, Felipe. If it ain't broke don't fix it (apart from that grammar).

I'll sort out the 2nd round (ie, who will choose the picture) on Sunday and I'll open the voting then to.

Voting is now open. Like last years, 2 votes. Your first vote is worth more than your second vote.

Round Two

Thanks to daan for Round Two's inviting photo​

 

[TheCracker]

Kimi hears that Max's next party has just been cancelled.​

 

[Omnis]

"Kimi, I said Pole dance not pole dance!"​

 

[TVRKing]

Kimi hears that Max's next party has just been cancelled.​

"DUDE THAT STINKS! COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED!?"

 

[Sureboss]

If no-one votes I win by default....

 

[Metar]

Didn't realize it's voting-time. Perhaps some fancy colours to announce it next time?

1 - Roo
2 - daan

German-jokes FTW

 

[livemusic]

Here are all the captions I think:

Round One​

Fox Sports reporter on the right:

Hello, who are you and what do you do?

Vettel:

I'm Der Seb and I make left AND right turns.

Fox Sports:

He's a witch!!!

Reporter - "asphinctersayswhat"

Vettel - "what................."

Reporter: "Sebastian, is it true you are doing your bit for recycling by eating all the world's redundant compact cassette tapes, fed to you by your Toro Rosso team?"

Vettel: Look, I think some of you took my quotes out of context when I said I'd like to sleep with Kimi.
I mean, he's a very attractive man ... how come that never came up?

"I cut my hair to save weight, but since I'm still last in the points I think my lips are next."

Press reporters gang up on Vettel to see if they can make him cry again...


Looks like it's working.

To try to help the reporters understand Vettel better, a Toro Rosso mechanic holds a German Slang Translator for Vettel to speak into.

credit to Roo for the idea

"So I said to him, 'No, a lego brick will not work as a microphone.' but did he listen? No...."

Pressured by the worlds press, Vettel can niether confirm nor deny he is the special guest at the Nono.

Vettel: ... and I got involved in a kerfuffle at the first corner.

RTL reporter: WTF is kerfuffle?

Vettel forgets to don his wig for the Alonso lookalike competition.

Do these epaulettes make me look fat?

Vettel: "Does it look like I am talking into a bunch of German sausages? No? Okay then" [/germanaccent]

 

[Pupik]

Kimi Raikkonen: I want a red hat like Kubica has, it's not fair!
Ferrari guy: Now, Kimi; you already have a red car, red overalls, and a red face...
Robert Kubica: ...Ha ha, you can't have it.

 

[Lee]

1. Daan
2. Roo

Kimi: This was how I drove in Melbourne..

 

[Alex.]

Ferrari guy Man, I still cant believe Felipe hasn't finished a race yet
Kimi Tell me about it, shoulda seen his face a minute ago, it was like:

 

[livemusic]

1 - DQuaN
2 - Alex

 

[Roo]

Kimi: Sir, Robert poked me in the eye!
Robert: No I didn't.
Kimi: Yes he did!
Robert: No I didn't.

*ad infinitum*

 

[Alex.]

Votes
Only_in_f1
Omnis

 

[daan]

1 - TheCracker
2 - Onmis

______________________

That bloody Ron Dennis swapped my contact lens fluid for superglue....


EDIT: Am I allowed to enter for a pic I picked?

 

[nitro_2005]

Ferrari guy: You were doing those donuts with the engine turned down, right?
Kimi: .....****!
Robert: You berk.

 

[Metar]

Ferrari Guy: So, wanna re-enact Mosley's scene? Kubica will play the Poles, and I wi...
Kimi: *facepalm*

 

[Roo]

Kimi: What, so even after Famine's sticked it, the n00bs in the GT5 forum are still asking for a gamesave to get the F2007? *facepalm*

EDIT: Am I allowed to enter for a pic I picked?

I did last year, and no-one objected. I'm fairly sure Chris did too.

Edit: damn you Metar! You tree'd my facepalm!

 

[Venari]

R O B E R T - K U B I C A - - - - - - - - K I M I - R A I K K O N E N

in

"There's Something About Kimi"​

Sorry.

1. Pupik
2. daan

 

[peterjford]

vote:
1. Roo
2. Omnis

 

[peterjford]

Stefano Domenicali: "No, you look fine"
Kimi: "Are you sure, make face feels funny, like its all puffy and hot right here."
Robert: "Kimi, you look great, lets pose for the podium photos"

 

[Pupik]

Week 1 Ballot:

1. Omnis
2. daan

 

[Roo]

I know he doesn't look as distinctive as Jean Todt, but for those who don't know, that "Ferrari Guy" is Stefano Domenicali, the Ferrari F1 team boss...

 

[Metar]

I know he doesn't look as distinctive as Jean Todt, but for those who don't know, that "Ferrari Guy" is Stefano Domenicali, the Ferrari F1 team boss...

I suspected it was him, but mistakes are pricey in the world of teh interwebs. He's a nice guy, generally. Worked his way up from the bottom, and still an engineer at heart 👍

 

[Roo]

I suspected it was him, but mistakes are pricey in the world of teh interwebs.

Having noted that, I felt fixing the spelling of Domenicali was worth doing.

Shame you quoted it, really.

 

[DQuaN]

1 mipuumal
2 Only_in_F1

 

[Sureboss]

Thanks Felipe for putting the caption and quotes all in one go. I knew I forgot something.