F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[PeterJB]

"Kubica feels a little unsure about his brand new helmet"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

In the year 3008, scientists find the mummified remains of a rare racingus driverius,
preserved after motorsport was banned by Al Gore in 2020. Very little is known about
this rare species, but it it believed this particular specimen was named Nick.​

 

[Only_in_f1]

After seeing Nick look like an idiot last week, Kubica tries to go one better. I think he's the winner.

 

[Dragonistic]

'Sorry Robert you were just beaten by a nose there... I mean it was a nose race... I mean the weekend turned into a bogie... bogus weekend for you. Never mind'​

 

[orimarc]

"Kubica sees the new look of Nick Heidfeld"

Kubica: Oh...my...god! Nick, what the 🤬 are those glasses?​

 

[TheCracker]

Oh what a dupek, i've left zee oven on!​

 

[Sureboss]

This isn't the gimp mask I ordered!

 

[flat-beat-eric]

Who the .... put super glue on my fingers

 

[Jani]

AI-Ai-AI no es bueno!!

 

[Pupik]

Plastic surgeon: As you can see, Robert, you look 10 years younger.
Kubica: You idiot! I look exactly the same!
Plastic surgeon: But we've also given you breast implants...
Kubica: ...Do you hear me complaining about the breasts?

 

[Touring Mars]

Plastic surgeon: As you can see, Robert, you look 10 years younger.
Kubica: You idiot! I look exactly the same!
Plastic surgeon: But we've also given you breast implants...
Kubica: ...Do you hear me complaining about the breasts?

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Kubica: "Oh No!...OH NO!...OH NOOO!!!!

Massa:

EDIT: For reference:

 

[prisonermonkeys]

... I don't get it.

 

[RACECAR]

Kubica: "Oh No!...OH NO!...OH NOOO!!!!

Massa:

...I don't get it.

Have you ever heard of that show family guy?

 

[Alex.]

Koolade?

 

[PeterJB]

Have you ever heard of that show family guy?

Now I get it! It's just like thay massive jug of what looks like Punch!

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

"Mahoney!!!"

Out of view Steve Guttenberg ready's his seat, to watch the race
​

 

[Sureboss]

Changed caption

I wish people would stop asking me if I want a cracker!

 

[DQuaN]

If I cover my face up, Nick will surely be the worst looking BMW driver!

 

[Omnis]

Kubica: "Oh No!...OH NO!...OH NOOO!!!!

Massa:

... I don't get it.

 

[TheCracker]

I think the Kool Aid 'Oh, yeah!' goes back a bit further then Family Guy.

 

[wrcsti]

Dude where's my car?

 

[mipuumal]

Oh no, mipuumal won't score any points from this round either.

 

[livemusic]

Nick: Hey Robert, you remembered to wear a condom with that chick you were last night, right?

 

[Stevisiov]

 

[RACECAR]

I think the Kool Aid 'Oh, yeah!' goes back a bit further then Family Guy.

Yeah it does, but there's a particular episode where those exact quotes are heard.

 

[Touring Mars]

Nick: Hey Robert, you remembered to wear a condom with that chick you were last night, right?

A boy finds a dirty old magic lamp. He gives it a rub and out pops a genie!

Genie: "Thank you for releasing me! I shall therefore make your wish come true!".

Boy: "OK... I want to be rich and famous, drive fast cars and be devishly handsome!"

*kerpoof*

Boy: "Whaaaaaaaa....? What happened?!?"

Genie: "Taxi!"

 

[Only_in_f1]

 

[Sureboss]

Changed caption, again!

I just told a lie!


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[Sureboss]

Round Eleven Voting

Captions:

RACECAR

Kubica making a rather odd and incorrect interpretation of a Skin head.

Roo

Typical. I forget to shave just once and I end up with a Hitler 'tache.

daan

Kubica realises his new KKK balaclava is not sponsored by the turbocharger manufacturer...

Omnis

"WE'RE OUT OF TALC!"

PeterJB

"Kubica feels a little unsure about his brand new helmet"

Do you race?

In the year 3008, scientists find the mummified remains of a rare racingus driverius,
preserved after motorsport was banned by Al Gore in 2020. Very little is known about
this rare species, but it it believed this particular specimen was named Nick.

Only_in_f1

After seeing Nick look like an idiot last week, Kubica tries to go one better. I think he's the winner.

Dragonistic

'Sorry Robert you were just beaten by a nose there... I mean it was a nose race... I mean the weekend turned into a bogie... bogus weekend for you. Never mind'

orimarc

"Kubica sees the new look of Nick Heidfeld"

Kubica: Oh...my...god! Nick, what the are those glasses?

TheCracker

Oh what a dupek, i've left zee oven on!

flat_beat_eric

Who the .... put super glue on my fingers

Jani

AI-Ai-AI no es bueno!!

Pupik

Plastic surgeon: As you can see, Robert, you look 10 years younger.
Kubica: You idiot! I look exactly the same!
Plastic surgeon: But we've also given you breast implants...
Kubica: ...Do you hear me complaining about the breasts?

SUPER NUMBER

Kubica: "Oh No!...OH NO!...OH NOOO!!!!

Massa:

DRIFT4EVA

"Mahoney!!!"

Out of view Steve Guttenberg ready's his seat, to watch the race

DQuaN

If I cover my face up, Nick will surely be the worst looking BMW driver!

wrcsti

Dude where's my car?

mipuumal

Oh no, mipuumal won't score any points from this round either.

FatAssBr

Nick: Hey Robert, you remembered to wear a condom with that chick you were last night, right?

TouringMars

A boy finds a dirty old magic lamp. He gives it a rub and out pops a genie!

Genie: "Thank you for releasing me! I shall therefore make your wish come true!".

Boy: "OK... I want to be rich and famous, drive fast cars and be devishly handsome!"

*kerpoof*

Boy: "Whaaaaaaaa....? What happened?!?"

Genie: "Taxi!"

Sureshot

I just told a lie

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