F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Alex.]

Ammended due to the first being lost on the internehtz

 

[Only_in_f1]

Bourdais: I feel like I should say something clever..
Franz: You dont have to say anything at all...

 

[RACECAR]

"There there my boy, We'll get those kids next time"

 

[Serge.D]

 

[Alex.]

thats epic serge

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Franz Tost: "Don't worry Seb, I'll see to it that you're with us next year. You might have to
take a pay cut, trade the STR in for a Prius and swap racing for running down to Starbucks
every time the mechanics have to pull an all-nighter, but at least you'll still be driving for us."​

 

[mipuumal]

Bourdais: Do you think you could give me a lift home?

Tost: Sure. I'll carry you in this giant Snugli. I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie 'My Baby is an Ugly Man.'

Bourdais: Ahhh…your heartbeat is so soothing…

Tost: Shhhh…time for sleep, little fatso.

 

[Omnis]

"It's okay, Seb... you don't look that much like Joey D."

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Franz: It's OK, your qualifying performance wasn't that bad

 

[Smallhorses]

"It's okay, Seb... you don't look that much like Joey D."

Bwahahahahahaha! That's priceless!

 

[L_Hamilton]

Sebastian - *I hope he knows that this is no homo.*

Franz - *This is so homo.*

 

[peterjford]

Franz : "No matter what happens Sebastian, I will always think of you as a son."

Sebastian : "Oh papa!"

 

[Soundtrack]

Hi,

SB: (thinking) ”...weird pilot testing... well, if I get the seat...”
FT: (thinking)” Goddamn, still no wings!”




Edit: Just heard the bad news, and didn't know how this pic was related. Pretty bad miss-timed joke. Anyway RIP Mister Paul Newman.

 

[PeterJB]

SB: I should be performing so much better than this. I'm a four-time Champ Car Champion for Christ's sake!

FT: You're a champion at something?!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Franz: "Ok, Seb's asleep, go get Taku.. Quick!"

I give up - I can't top this one!

 

[Tired Tyres]

Daddy Bear said someone's been eating my porridge!

Mommy Bear said someone's been eating my porridge!

Little Baby Bear said someone's been eating my porridge and they've eaten it all up!

 

[TheCracker]

Franz: There, there Seb - that nasty Paul Tracy man has gone away now.

 

[Pupik]

FT: I knew it was you, Sebastien...I knew it was you.
SB: Vettel's over there...He helped Hyman Roth!
FT: You should be punished for those glasses, anyhow.

 

[Touring Mars]

@ Omnis and Serge D. 👍

Red Bull clearly gives you more than just wings

 

[Metar]

Seb: "Ah, un vrai homme qui me caresse."

Tost: "A what? So much for you driving next season..."

 

[Sureboss]

The long lasting question of F1. Can conjoined twins be successful as a racing driver?

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[Alex.]

Caption ammended, post 3300.

 

[Famine]

"It's okay, Seb... you don't look that much like Joey D."

 

[DQuaN]

"With results not going his way on track, Seb decides to try other ways of getting promoted".

 

[Omnis]

Figured someone would do that.

 

[RACECAR]

@Famine: Head-on, Apply Directly to the forehead.

 

[Sureboss]

RACECAR, before I put up the voting, is that your new caption? Because you have a caption already. Also is the Famine bit part of the caption?

 

[livemusic]

I couldn't come up with anything...

 

[Touring Mars]

I couldn't come up with anything...

... said Sebastian?

 

[livemusic]