F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[livemusic]

Why worry about votes? This is just for fun. I couldn't even come up with a caption in these two rounds, at least not any worth of posting.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Three

Thanks to MildAshers for the picture.

 

[senamic]

NOT A FINAL ENTRY!

Renault resort to desperate measures in DROWNING out the Flav's voice
OR
Inadequate diffuser the least of Renault's worries.
OR
Rig Stig now at Renault!
CURRENT FINAL ENTRY (Card subject to change)
Renault now desperate to dispose of Piquet.​

 

[daan]

How can he bring a car back in that condition. That's Nelsinho's last drive for us!

 

[PeterJB]

Renault design a car specifically suited to Nelson Piquet's driving style.

 

[senamic]

Don't look here!

 

[livemusic]

It looks like lorry stig got a job at Renault F1 team.

 

[senamic]

That is what I thought at first. Rig Stig in a Renault!

 

[Sureboss]

senamic, can you just update your first post with new captions? It makes it easier for me when I read through all the captions when I put them into a word document, otherwise you'll end up with a few captions!

 

[TheCracker]

With an excess of hot air, Flav decides to see if he can make the R29 competitive by turning it into a hover car.

 

[PeterJB]

senamic, can you just update your first post with new captions? It makes it easier for me when I read through all the captions when I put them into a word document, otherwise you'll end up with a few captions!

Just like what I've been doing for the past 15 minutes!

 

[senamic]

senamic, can you just update your first post with new captions? It makes it easier for me when I read through all the captions when I put them into a word document, otherwise you'll end up with a few captions!

Done. Ive put all of the jokes into one post, and I will BOLDEN my final entry when it goes up

 

[Touring Mars]

Pitcrew: Flavio insists that we should be able to get it in, fill it up, and get it out again in under 10 seconds...
Elisabetta Gregoraci: Tell me about it...

 

[LewyOs]

Nelson Piquet returns to the pits for refuelling after successfully completing 2 laps.

 

[RACECAR]

Final Entry

Well, Flav did say they were gonna be pumped up.

Europeans must just be funnier....



Note who was 2nd and 3rd.

I was reffering to only myself losing to what was mostly(not completely) european contingent. I guess I'll just shut up before I say something else stupid.

 

[Stevisiov]

Final Entry

Well, Flav did say they were gonna be pumped up.





I was reffering to only myself losing to what was mostly(not completely) european contingent. I guess I'll just shut up before I say something else stupid.

Actually looking at the points scorers its fairly well balanced. Its not just Americans who didn't get into the points either.

Looking back, Pupik has won two seasons, so I can't really see where you are coming from.
💡

 

[livemusic]

Nelson Piquet returns to the pits for refuelling after successfully completing 2 laps.

 

[Stevisiov]

^+1

 

[RACECAR]

Well, I think I found something that perfectly describes my stupid post:

 

[mipuumal]

The Renault boys are busy hosing down the car after Nelson's latest accident... inside the cockpit.

 

[Smallhorses]

Renault's latest "Green" incentive involves fuelling their cars by Liposuctioning their most portly pitcrew members.

Guy with nozzle: "Almost full!"
Fat guy holding hose: "Wait! My butt is empty! Switching to left thigh now! Go!"​

 

[Metar]

Guy with hose: 'Hmph. I like it better when Nelsinho says he "lost it in the corner".'

Guy behind: 'It happens more often, but at least we don't have to take the whole car apart - he does that for us.'

Guy with hose: 'Yeah, with Fernando, we have to take the whole car apart to find his wedding ring.'

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

After Piquet's latest off-track excursion, Renault decides to replace him with a garbage bag.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Nelson Piquet returns to the pits for refuelling after successfully completing 2 laps.

Oh dear, this one is absolutely hilarious! 👍

My final entry:

Renault's latest invention: The sweather drive-by.

 

[Chronos]

Here's the less glamorous side of an F1 mechanic - cleaning out
Nelson Piquet's incontinence pants.​

 

[peterjford]

Seems to be a recurring theme here...

After getting a motivational "talking to" from Flav, Piquet requests an inflatable seat cushion for the next race.

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY CHANGED, go to post #3916 for new entry

Looks like Renault using Eddie Griffin as a test driver didn't go so well.

 

[mPWRD]

Renault's new driving simulator looking worse than usual after Piquet was through with it.

 

[Roo]

I know it's said the mirrors are useless and we'd be better off without them, but really, the wheels? The engine? The wings?

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

BEFORE:



PIQUET: I'm Takumi! Yay!

AFTER: