F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Briatore: "Fernando, come in! Nelson, do you acknowledge?"
Alonso: "I'm coming in, but you're going to have to talk me through it. I've got some damage."
Briatore: "Okay, Fernando, ease her in."
Alonso: "Engine's packed it in."
Briatore: "Looking good!"
Alonso: "Gearbox jammed."
Briatore: "A little more power, now."
Alonso: "I'm out of fuel!"
Briatore: "You're right for lineup."
Alonso: "Lost the front wing!"
Briatore: "You're doing fine."
Alonso: "There goes the back one."
Briatore: "Okay, Fernando ... bring her in!"
Alonso: "Pitting in!"

*WHAM!*

Bratore: "Alright, fill him up and get him back out there!"​

This would have worked better if there was a YouTube video of the landing scene in Hot Shots!, but unfortunately there isn't one, so I've had to transcribe it.

 

[RACECAR]

Non-official entry:

The economic climate has called for the most dramatic cost-cutting measures in the history of the sport.

 

[TS]

In order to offset the weight disadvantage of KERS, Renault have decided to do a little weight reduction; fuel cells and drivers are overrated anyway.

 

[Smallhorses]

Non-official entry:

Well this'll stop Nelsinho saying "It's no good, I just lost the brakes!"

 

[Crashbroke23]

2nd Fuel Guy: Hey, where's that inflatable Stig we ordered?

 

[Soundtrack]

Not sure this fits (the spirit of) the rules, anyway:

Flavio: I bet you my engine these diffusers are illegal!



By the way, first podium here in previous round, nice feeling... thank you all.

 

[mafia_boy]

Renault's 2010 spec F1 car, now within budget....​

 

[Alex.]

Interesting avatar

 

[mafia_boy]

Search YouTube for "FatKid & TNT" and you'll see the video where I got my avatar.

 

[Famine]

"Renault pit crew wrestle with rare Chinese Silver Python in vain attempt to salvage some of the car"

 

[LewyOs]

"Renault pit crew wrestle with rare Chinese Silver Python in vain attempt to salvage some of the car"

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Alex.]

Renault attempt to integrate as much realism as possible for their practice pitstops, including the expected condition of Piquet's car​

 

[Omnis]

Renault preps the side-car for Fernando's eyebrows.

 

[TS]

The FIA released their 2010 car specs to the teams and Renault have already begun testing.

 

[88c-v Racer]

Piquet: I didn't like how the car handled on that last run.
Flavio: Now look at the car and think real hard about that one​

 

[homeforsummer]

Renault really needed a better refuelling team - three and a half hours after the race, the crew were still having difficulties with the fuel rig.

 

[Peter]

NEW FINAL ENTRY

Renault's new superlightweight aero package for Bahrain. Now there's less for Piquet to break.

 

[LewyOs]

After a string of poor results, the Renault team have decided to send half of Nelson Piquet's car to bahrain in the hope he cannot smash the other half off.

 

[Only_in_f1]

'So I went to Flav's hotel door and he said, 'Strip down to the body, put the long hose in the hole and feel the load go in.' So I left him too it and came back down'

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ENTRY

They might be the Works team, but atleast Red Bull gives you wings

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

They might be the Works team, but atleast Red Bull gives you wings

hahaha that made my day:tup:

 

[TS]

Final Entry:

Renault have already decided to develop a special specification car for Piquet for 2010.

 

[simracerworld]

...And, as the FIA announces the use of antigravity devices for 2010....

 

[Pupik]

Presenting the all-new Renault 1CV, featuring a cloth top.

 

[LancerEvo7]

Piquet's team prays they finally have a car that'll finish the race in the same condition as it started.

 

[Open Addict]

http://images.gpupdate.net/large/122568.jpg

"I can't find the hole."

 

[Nicksfix]

(man in background,with white safety mask) :

Uuuuuuh guys,slow down,this pitstop is going to require than just a tank of fuel.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Three

Captions:

senamic

Renault now desperate to dispose of Piquet.

daan

How can he bring a car back in that condition. That's Nelsinho's last drive for us!

PeterJB

Renault design a car specifically suited to Nelson Piquet's driving style.

FatAssBr

It looks like lorry stig got a job at Renault F1 team.

TheCracker

With an excess of hot air, Flav decides to see if he can make the R29 competitive by turning it into a hover car.

TouringMars

They might be the Works team, but atleast Red Bull gives you wings

LewyOs

After a string of poor results, the Renault team have decided to send half of Nelson Piquet's car to bahrain in the hope he cannot smash the other half off.

RACECAR

Well, Flav did say they were gonna be pumped up.

mipuumal

The Renault boys are busy hosing down the car after Nelson's latest accident... inside the cockpit.

Smallhorses

Renault's latest "Green" incentive involves fuelling their cars by Liposuctioning their most portly pitcrew members.

Guy with nozzle: "Almost full!"
Fat guy holding hose: "Wait! My butt is empty! Switching to left thigh now! Go!"

Metar

Guy with hose: 'Hmph. I like it better when Nelsinho says he "lost it in the corner".'

Guy behind: 'It happens more often, but at least we don't have to take the whole car apart - he does that for us.'

Guy with hose: 'Yeah, with Fernando, we have to take the whole car apart to find his wedding ring.'

ROAD_DOGG33J

After Piquet's latest off-track excursion, Renault decides to replace him with a garbage bag.

Bram Turismo

Renault's latest invention: The sweather drive-by.

Chronos

Here's the less glamorous side of an F1 mechanic - cleaning out
Nelson Piquet's incontinence pants.

peterjford

After getting a motivational "talking to" from Flav, Piquet requests an inflatable seat cushion for the next race.

mPWRD

Renault's new driving simulator looking worse than usual after Piquet was through with it

Roo

I know it's said the mirrors are useless and we'd be better off without them, but really, the wheels? The engine? The wings?

SUPER NUMBBER

BEFORE:
PIQUET: I'm Takumi! Yay!
AFTER:
(Picture)

Do you race?

Briatore: "Fernando, come in! Fernando, do you acknowledge?"
Alonso: "I'm coming in, but you're going to have to talk me through it. I've got some damage."
Briatore: "Okay, Fernando, ease her in."
Alonso: "Engine's packed it in."
Briatore: "Looking good!"
Alonso: "Gearbox jammed."
Briatore: "A little more power, now."
Alonso: "I'm out of fuel!"
Briatore: "You're right for lineup."
Alonso: "Lost the front wing!"
Briatore: "You're doing fine."
Alonso: "There goes the back one."
Briatore: "Okay, Fernando ... bring her in!"
Alonso: "Pitting in!"

*WHAM!*
(picture)
Bratore: "Alright, fill him up and get him back out there!"

TS

Renault have already decided to develop a special specification car for Piquet for 2010.

Crashbroke23

2nd Fuel Guy: Hey, where's that inflatable Stig we ordered?

Soundtrack

Flavio: I bet you my engine these diffusers are illegal!

mafia_boy

Renault's 2010 spec F1 car, now within budget....

Famine

"Renault pit crew wrestle with rare Chinese Silver Python in vain attempt to salvage some of the car"

Alex

Renault attempt to integrate as much realism as possible for their practice pitstops, including the expected condition of Piquet's car

Omnis

Renault preps the side-car for Fernando's eyebrows.

88c-v racer

Piquet: I didn't like how the car handled on that last run.
Flavio: Now look at the car and think real hard about that one

Homeforsummer

Renault really needed a better refuelling team - three and a half hours after the race, the crew were still having difficulties with the fuel rig.

PJ-FFL

Renault's new superlightweight aero package for Bahrain. Now there's less for Piquet to break.

Only_in_f1

'So I went to Flav's hotel door and he said, 'Strip down to the body, put the long hose in the hole and feel the load go in.' So I left him too it and came back down'

simracerworld

...And, as the FIA announces the use of antigravity devices for 2010....

Pupik

Presenting the all-new Renault 1CV, featuring a cloth top.

LancerEvo7GSR

Piquet's team prays they finally have a car that'll finish the race in the same condition as it started.

OpenAddict

http://images.gpupdate.net/large/122568.jpg

"I can't find the hole/"

Nicksfix

(man in background,with white safety mask) :

Uuuuuuh guys,slow down,this pitstop is going to require than just a tank of fuel.

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Any mistakes, let me know.

I'll be closing voting Friday night GMT.

 

[Metar]

1 - Soundtrack
2 - Roo

Some good ones, though obviously most of them Piquet/Cost-saving centered. Soundtrack's was just hilarious.

 

[Smallhorses]

1. Omnis
2. The Cracker