Hmmm, the first line of mine SHOULD read "Fernando, come in! Fernando, do you acknowledge?" I'd originally intended it as a Nelson Piquet joke, but that was too easy, too obvious. And Charlie Sheen looks more like Alonso than Piquet, anyway.
It is going to be a close one, I don't see any stand out names in every single vote. You've got another 5 hours or so before I announce the winners of this and promptly put up Round 4!