F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Ferrari Guy: "Listen, Sebasitan ... I'll be up-front about this: we're impressed with the way you drove in China. Stefano, and Chris, and Rory, they all think you've got that something special. You're the future of the sport, Sebastian, and we at Ferrari want to offer you a chance to take that future and turn it into the present. We want to make you champion, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting until the end. Until you drive for us, because we can deliver. So how about it? You could be driving for Ferrari in 2010."

Sebastian: "Actually, Christian and Adrian sent me over here. We saw the way you guys performed in China ... and, well, I'll be up-front about this, too: you could be working for Toro Rosso in 2010."​
 
A pretty close one indeed! Thank you very much to all the voters for this first victory.:)👍 Already some serious contenders in round 4:lol:
 
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Ferrari Guy: Hi Sebastian. Where can I meet Kate's dirty sister?
Seb: Hi, err, its the cars name dude.
Ferrari Guy: I must see her Sebastian, please.
Seb: The chassis broke and we named..
Ferrari Guy: I only like dirty girls Seb, please hook me up my friend. My mobile number is in the palm of your hand. Get her to call me. Ciao.

Seb: OMG, that's like the 5th guy today, what's up with everyone? Oh well, at least he didn't ask me to drive for Ferrari, phew.​
 
My entry was poor- removed
 
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Ferrari Mech.: First Kate, then Kate's dirty sister, what will you name your next car Sebastien?
Vettel: Kate's kinky mom or Kate's redheaded step sister
 
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Ferrari Guy: Hey Vettel thanks for last night with kate's dirty sister.
Vettel: No problem man. You remembered to use a condom right? She's called dirty for a reason you know.

To Be Continued.........
 
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Vettel joins the latest GTP Avatar Fad.
He's regarded as one of the best young talents on the grid, a future world champion, boyish good looks, with millions of pounds & the world at his feet. However he cannot pick a decent pair of sunglasses to save his life.
 
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Ferrari guy: Any tips on handling Kate's Dirty Sister?
Vettel: You have to make sure the parts are properly lubricated, otherwise you can't take it to the limit. Also, you have to take control immediately. Otherwise, you're in for a wild ride...
Ferrari guy: Where can I find her?
Vettel: In the paddock. You won't miss her. She stands out from a crowd...
Ferrari guy: I am going to have great fun tonight!
(walks away)
Vettel: That's the seventh guy who fell for that today... I'm on a roll!

If it's too dirty I can delete it...
 
PJ-FFL
ok but how many then?
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I'm pretty sure it largely depends on how many votes everyone else gets. The points awarded at the end of the round are not the same as the points you get from people voting for you. The points earned from people voting for yor decide the final positions, and then the end-of-round points are added, kind of like in the race itself.
 
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Vettel: Hello there....(looks at Ferrari guy's mole on his face) mol... mol... mole...
Ferrari Guy: What?
 
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Ferrari Guy: "Damned, Paper covers Rock, loosing again!"
Vettel: " Well, I assume you should be used to it by now."
 
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Ferrari Technican (through gritted teeth): I'mmmm ssssso happyyy ffffor you:mad:
 
Did I also mention I'm going for 17 or 18 rounds of getting votes but no points :D
 
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Ferrari Guy: We have the power to make you a CHAMPION, Sebastian!
Sebastian: Cool, you know Ross Brawn?!
 
Isn't that "Ferrari guy" actually Stefano Domenicali?
 
He looked skinnier, whiter and was sporting a mole on his right cheek when interviewed today on BBCF1...
 
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