F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Interviewer: Were you surprised when Mark emerged out of the pits in front of you?
Vettel: Yah, I was like WTF mate...W-T-F
 
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Alonso: Mark, you know you were holding me up, right?
Webber: You were nowhere near me....
Alonso: Because Felipe was in my way.
Webber: Felipe was behind you.
Alonso: .....
 
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Vettel: I can't believe it! No German has ever wasted this many poles before!!

Alonso: *whispers* Well, not since the Second World War anyway...
 
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SV: "It's like no-one is listening to me anymore..."

MW: *To Alonso* "I mean, he's blown 3 poles in a row, how about that?"
FA: *To Webber* "Yeah, I texted Robert Kubica, Lech Wałęsa & Jerzy Dudek to wait outside his trailer as a practical joke later!"

SV: "...See? They're talking about me like I am not even here!"​
 
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Sebastian Vettel: But i'm the No. 1 driver, Mark shouldn't be ahead, this isn't fair!

Fernando Alonso: Your teammate needs to stop acting like a child...

*Mark says nothing, only raises an eyebrow in intrigue*
 
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Fernando: *whispers* "Psst mark, party at my villa tonight, Vitaly is bringing the vodka you bring the red bull... and don't tell the baby."

Mark: "Right on."
 
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Alonso and Webber nearly collide in the media room as Vettel prepares to catch Nico Rosberg's loose wheel.
 
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Vettel: Why the hell is Webber moving across to kiss Alonso?
Webber: Because I'd rather be gay than be your team mate!​
 
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Fernando Alonso: "Seb's awfully quiet. Is that shock I see? Shock, with a little disbelief?"

Mark Webber: "Yes. Yes it is. He's also been awake for seventy-two hours."

Fernando Alonso: "... How did you get him to freeze like that? A Red Bull overdose? Is that how you won?"

Mark Webber: "Nope. I told him how to undo a bra one-handed."

Fernando Alonso: "Didn't you do that to Buemi, like, a year ago?"

Mark Webber: "It worked, didn't it?"​

Bonus points if you know what it's referring to ...
 
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Vettel: "...And all of a sudden I was in the Red Bull paddock in nothing but my underwear, and everyone was staring at me..."

Alonso: "What is he talking about?"

Webber: "I think he's describing a dream he had."

Vettel: "...And then I woke up, and realized that we were still racing, and that I had fallen over ten car-lengths back from Webber."​

My first entry! Hope you guys like it!👍
 
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So Sebastien, it seems that the Germans are not good at anything. You can't win races, you can't win wars and you certainly can't win at football at the moment. Your reaction?

SV: So you're comparing me to a Spaniard whose national team cheated to beat the Dutch, who cannot win a race without bitching and complaining and is only famous for BS'ing Hamilton and an Aussie who'se cricket team is in the toilet, moans that I am better than he is and only won because of pure luck

MW: What's he going on about?

FA: Something about the fact I French kissed your mother last night like this​
 
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Seb: That penalty was stupid, I was like this far from Mark!

Mark: Unfortunately he has got closer in past races!
 
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"Then I turned the bottle like this, and I noticed a huge clump of Vegemite in the champagne."
 
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A severe bout of amnesia simultaneously strikes each of the podium finishers, who despite their surroundings completely forget which sport they participate in.​
 
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Vettel: Please, can you turn off this romantic music now? They're about to kiss for Christ's sake!
 
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SV: I AINT EVEN MAD
FA: He mad

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FA: His efforts to dissimulate that pipe are getting ridiculous...


:guilty: Apologies for missing the latest voting round.
 
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Police: Sebastian Vettel you are under arrest for impersonating hitler.

SV: WHAT?

Police: And thats how hitler looked when he realised he lost the war.
 
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Alonso: Mark, Mark....I think I'm drunk.
Webber: Oh? How many fingers do you see me holding up?
Alonso: Just one.
Webber: That's right, tosser.

I've got another good one, but I'll wait until another caption or two is posted and go from there.
 
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Sebastian Vettel: "I was reading the other day that Fernando has a very large, very round pair of cojones. They're this big!"

Mark Webber: "Uh, Fernando, is Sebastian taking things literally again ... or is there something you're not telling us?"

Fernando Alonso: "It ... might have come up in an interview. You know what the Spanish press is like - a man's got to preserve his image."

Sebastian Vettel: "Wait, it 'came up'? What do you mean, 'it came up'!?"​
 
Not a Final Entry
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Sebastian Vettel: "I saw INCEPTION the other day. Would someone mind explaining the ending to me?
I mean, why didn't Leonardo DiCaprio just have Michael Caine fly his kids out to France?"​
 
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