Easy, Albert Einstein
"You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way."
Umm Bill Gates??
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"
(just like on my sig.)
Holden Caulfield (J.D Salinger, who wrote "The Catcher In The Rye" where Holden is the main character).
Yep, I would have also taken The Laughing Man from Ghost In The Shell as a correct answer if no one knew who said it but Catcher In The Rye is a well enough known book.
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity."
And your point is? There have only been two quotes from him.Whats with all the Albert Einstein? Jeez.
"Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part."
Why is that? Laughing Man never even said that. It's only been mentioned as Holden's quote.