Fatherhood

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I just found out today im going to be a father..... yea.... just me as a father oh man. i'm only 20 and well oh man.... I'm not sure im ready for this wow. yea well ok then
 
Who's the "lucky" girl then?

Congratumaltions!
 
Originally posted by J3CD3R
I just found out today im going to be a father..... yea.... just me as a father oh man. i'm only 20 and well oh man.... I'm not sure im ready for this wow. yea well ok then

You are so screwed. Say goodbye to disposable income.

And yes, I am a father and I dearly love my son, but I hate the state-mandated biweekly assrapings.
 
Congastulations!! Although you might find it annoying being woken up every hour to feed the baby.
 
Don't worry. When the little bologna-loaf is resting in your arms, and grabs your nose, then spitsup all over your face, you'll know it's all worth it!

Congrats!
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Don't worry. When the little bologna-loaf is resting in your arms, and grabs your nose, then spitsup all over your face, you'll know it's all worth it!

Congrats!

Getting peed on is fun, too!
 
kind of hard to sleep at work and when at home she complains thats she's awake and im trying to sleep. not my fault i work 12's
 
Originally posted by J3CD3R
kind of hard to sleep at work and when at home she complains thats she's awake and im trying to sleep. not my fault i work 12's

Tell her to get a job with similar hours. That should shut her up.
 
Originally posted by J3CD3R
I just found out today im going to be a father..... yea.... just me as a father oh man. i'm only 20 and well oh man.... I'm not sure im ready for this wow. yea well ok then
Gratulationscon! (Okay, I'm stretching for creativity...)
 
Haha...congrats man. If you need motivation to get through the first couple years then just think aobut when he can finally talk and you can start teaching him about cars. That should pull you through the first couple years.
 
Hey, congratulations. Here's another tip that may help you feel better: you're never prepared. But you figure it out anyway. It's an adventure, that's for sure - but keep the good attitude, and you all will be fine!
 
Congrats. I'm a little older than you, but I'm still nervous. My wife is due in 9 weeks.
 
Originally posted by J3CD3R
Yes we are married thank you all for the advice and support

*edit yes i'm married to the one barring my child!!
If its a boy name it Riet, I want to preserve my legacy and multiply it. (My Godson is named after me but someone else is always good) I have no advice at all. Oh wait yeh I do, when he's a teenager he will go behind your back and he will drink and might even smoke too. Just set a good example. (That's the best I can do....)
 
so i should drink and smoke in front of him when he turns 13? j/k i know i actually just quit smoking when i found out that my wife was pregnant.
 
Smoking=yuck.

Try to get him to drink sensibly when he's a kid and he's not going to think as much of getting totally drunk when hes a teenager.
 
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