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If you were up to the job, you'd still have the job.
I've heard a lot of sayings in my life. This one is perhaps one of the most poignant.
 
I've heard a lot of sayings in my life. This one is perhaps one of the most poignant.
Thank you, old friend.
It gets increasingly difficult to stay "cordial" with this person.
He tests my "religion" on a near daily basis.
 
Vexxation(s) of the day.

-Snow and bad drivers.
While I understand that we get snow only a couple times a year, there is absolutely no excuse for you to do 55 kliks on the freeway. Notice the line of cars behind you? They're there because you're blocking the fast lane. Now, turn your blinker on (But please, don't leave it on for ten minutes) and get your oblivious ass out of my way.

-Incompetent bosses.
So, you're in management. God knows how you got there, because you sure don't deserve it. You live an hour and a half away, and do your commute in a pickup truck, every day. Yet, when it rains hard, snows, or even if you fart hard enough you miss a day. Buy a house closer to work, and try showing up for more than 15 days a month. Hell, quit socialising as well and you might make some headway on your store's problems.

-"Bankers Hours"
Not that I'm the first to vex on this, but I've still got to put in my .02 . Mabye I'm a few cents short of a dollar, but I just don't understand bankers hours. You open at 9 on a good day, take a long lunch, and close up shop at four o'clock or so for the weekend. Now, the last I checked, that's when everyone who needs to use the bank is working. I bust my ass (Okay, that's overstating it a wee bit) for two weeks to get my meagre paycheque and... you're closed. So, the logical opinion is to go banking on the lunchbreak, right? Funny coincidence, though. That's when all of your tellers are on lunch. I didn't take my lunchbreak to go to the bank and wait in line for your one teller to service 20 people, the last of which in line is me. Get the rest of your tellers back to work so that I can do just the same.
 
Vexxation(s) of the day.

-Snow and bad drivers.
While I understand that we get snow only a couple times a year, there is absolutely no excuse for you to do 55 kliks on the freeway. Notice the line of cars behind you? They're there because you're blocking the fast lane. Now, turn your blinker on (But please, don't leave it on for ten minutes) and get your oblivious ass out of my way.

“Feigning competence”
A Rant in three parts.
-Incompetent bosses. *snip*

The 4 Day weekend and the real work week.
-"Bankers Hours" *snip*

Ahh... yes, great minds do think alike.
 
The Vexations of an Adolescent-

All of these goddam movies. Unaccompanied Minors is the one that vexes me the most. How in the hell do you leave your kids in an airport??? HOW IN THE HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE!?! These movies make less and less sense. All of these fricked plot twists. Do you know, if you twist piece of paper, it becomes too twisted, and it forms holes. Just like in the PLOT!!!! How Hollywood even considered this, I cannot know.
 
Credits. Specifically the credits that follow many 30 minute television shows, like South Park or Family Guy or The Simpsons, etc... The show goes away to a commercial, only to return and show nothing but the credits for the whole of 30 senconds. The point, please? It's excessively annoying.
 
Vex Of The Day.

-Showtimes.
You know, showtimes. Like, for movies. The guys at certain cinemas mustn't be up to the job of scheduling popular movies. The new Bond movie has been out for a couple weeks now, and the most popular (read: also with biggest screens) cinema in the area has been showing it at 6:45 and 10:15. Thanks to the idiot that slotted it in those two nice little times, neither me nor my friends have been able to make it to either the early or late show to date. Who the hell can make it to a cinema by 6:45? At least, who with a job can make it there by 6:45? Hell, I'm usually home by 5, but there is no way I can get dinner and then the show. And the late show? Yeah, right. On which weekday would I like to choose? By the time the show is over and I'm home, it'll be 1 or 1:30 so I can get a whopping five hours sleep before I get up for work.
Jackasses.
 
I would suggest that you see it on the weekend. Although I think Victoria is closed on weekends, is it not?
 
Hahaha... Only somewhat.
Last Saturday it was sold out, so we ended up watching The Prestige, which was a decent movie in itself. This fine evening alot of my friends are at a company Christmas party... Hopefully next weekend.
 
People who say: "It's not about the money."

This phrase is always uttered by people who are demanding a discount on something. They claim to not want some sort of discount for the sake of saving some cash, but to belabor a point about something that has occured, in which nothing can be done about it. Once the boundaries are set, explanations are given, and prices are quoted and accepted, the only reason to go back on one's word for a discount is to simply say "it's not about the money"...when in fact, it's all about the money to short-shifters like this.
 
Lack of Cashiers and too many registers.

Or perhaps "The Service Industry scorns its Client."

Part 1: Genesis of Rant.
I'm shopping in Circuit City the other day, to buy a movie and a few USB adapters. As most of you know, there are myriad registers in these stores. Placed throughout the floor plan, at convenient locations. They all work. I know this, as I used to be employed at Circuit City. Most managers just choose not to bring them online as it is one more drawer for them to count and be responsible for at the end of the night.

I wander through the USB accessories aisles looking for the adapters I need. After wandering around in three circles, I finally find what I'm looking for. Picking them off the racks, I sort through 5 of them to find what I'm looking for. Compare the two that are nearly identical, until price forces the decision. Although there were 4 employees stocking items in that area, not one spoke to me, greeted me or even took a moment to look at me. So with $60 of accessories in hand, I look for a register.

With no registers active throughout the store, it means you have to stop at the front registers to get rung out. Not a big deal, as that is where the managers are, and the return department, so it should be sufficiently staffed.

There are four people behind the counter, one ringing people out. The line is 6 people deep at this time, I'm last in line. One behind the counter, is the manager and it looks like she's counting sheets of paper for the copier. Two others are young girls kibitzing over a text message one just received. I heard "he", "FTF", "FWB" and various other phrases I'll not obscure into acronyms. Suffice to say, they weren't discussing anything remotely related to something with a Circuit or a City in it.

15 minutes waiting in line, I'm one person from the register, and One of the girls gets called to by the manager. The other one sighs, shrugs her shoulder and murmurs "Next person in line please." I head over to her and pony up the merchandise. Not a word from her. Greeting, Price, Total, Offer of useless "Replacement Guarantee". I sign the slip and head out the door.

As I picked up the bag, I looked at the girl and mused "I'm sorry to have inconvenienced you by shopping here."

And its friggin Christmas Season.

Part Two:Explanation of Rant.
Has the service industry reached a point where "almost" is all you have to do to keep your job? Have we reached a point where we'll hire anyone that can breathe and repeat a line?

At the A.C. Moore that I recently built, they literally hired anyone that filled out an application. With the known assumption that they would fire 60% of them. They needed to have the store fully staffed when it opened, and then would weed out the people they knew wouldn't cater to the Stores needs.

I've given up going to Drive thru lanes at fast food joints. Joe Pesci said it best in Lethal Weapon 2 (?). His theory on Drive Thru's are spot on. My mother used to always say "If you want it done, go. If not, send." From way back then to even more apparent now, it is true. The service industry treats consumers as one step up from Cattle. At what point do we refuse to accept mediocre service and half assed responses? Should stores employ people who can think? Why would they pay someone to think, when a functioning body is half priced and they only need pay one smart person? Why do construction companies pay one smart guy and three dumb guys? Now the smart guy, because due to him being smart, he's now got twice the work. If he was really smart, he'd be at a different company making more money.
Walk into a Lowe's, and look above the register. There is a sign that says (forgive the paraphrasing) "If there's more than three people in line, we'll open another register, because we care." Look at how many people are in line and wonder why there are three employees at the service counter talking about something that doesn't or can't be used in construction. If you even use a register that has a real person at it. One more step in providing less service.

Take a look at any service industry. They aren't what they used to be. There are rarities, and you really have to search to find them. I can guarantee that if you do find one, that person isn't wearing a shirt with a plastic name tag. They know their job and they're good at it. They're well compensated, and the people that utilize that service always come back. That's why I eat at the same pub. I shop at the same small stores, I go to the same places. The service is good, I pay well for a tip or price, and happily come back.

Even Professionals are getting lackadaisical. Last weekend, I hired a professional TV repair service to come to my house and tune up my TV. As stated on the phone to me "I've been working on Panasonics for 40 years, I know what I'm doing." I hired him, because he came recommended and had years of experience. He shows up on site and has no clue about the TV. No manual with him, not idea how to access the repair modes, no idea how to even work the TV. I was willing to shell out $90 for a ½ of his time to inspect the TV and take it back to his shop. Repairs would be above and beyond. Why? Because I'm not a repair man. I hired a professional to do.

Part 3: Exodus of the Rant.
So what happens when you know the service is going to be bad or non-existent? What do you do when you know that no matter how much of a tip you leave, your meal will still be screwed up? What do you do when you know the shopping experience is going to be horrible because you there is noone to help with your selection?

You start seeing things like "Cyber Monday" which follows "Black Friday". You do your shopping on the Net. You do your research on the Net. You expect less and less of real people. You don't bother talking to sales people because you already know they know less than you do. You spend less time in the store and diminish the stores cash flow even more.

From that "straw on the camels back" experience at Circuit City, I've vowed to spend less cash there. Four big purchases I have planned in the next two months (Receiver, TV, PS3, and HiDef DVD), will be either online or from a small electronics store in the area.

Lack of cashiers and knowledgeable people to work in stores is my vexation.
 
Pedestrians and roads.

People who walk out into the road to go across, then decide to look to see if anythings coming.

People who can see your about to reverse into a parking spot and walk behind your car while your reversing. The thing that makes it even worse is that other pedestrians usually follow that person. You end up waiting for a queue of people to move. They also have the cheek to look at you as if your causing an obstruction.
 
Well, i only have one.. But here goes;

The other day i was at a burger king out in the heart of LA. I noticed they have these awesome new touch screen machines that you can order through instead of having to worry about some idiot teenager cashier getting your order wrong.. When i first entered i noticed 2 people waiting at the normal cash register to order, while i quickly and correctly ordered my food via the new machine. Wait about 2-3 minutes for my order to show up and i sit down and eat. I watch as person upon person walk in the restaurant.. Every one of them looks retardedly at the machine, most likely knowing what it is, but still wait in a long line at the register with the rest of the idiots. One out of ten people actually decide to use the thing.

Take note as 10 minutes pass by. The people that entered the store the same time as the person who used the new machine is BARELY getting to the register to make their order. Where's the guy who used the machine to order his food? Sitting in a cozy window spot finishing up the last of his food before leaving, probably to get back to work ON TIME, while idiot over here decided he was afraid of technology or something and still has to wait another 2-3 minutes to get his order and then another 10 to eat it.. Most likely to get back to work late and then complain about how long it took to get his order at burger king..

I was in awe at how many people decided to wait in line rather than order immediately at the machine. What's wrong with people these days?
 
I've just gotta vexate, here.

-Bad drivers, Continued.

On Tuesday night, I had the pleasure of walking out to my car to drive home, to find that it had been hit. A friend backed out of a driveway, and into the drivers side of the car, behind the door. Of course, he wasn't nice enough to come back in and tell me, he waited until I left him a message and then called back around 11:00 that night to say that yes, he might have hit my car. Right. Nice of you to tell me this, especially AFTER I freaked out about it. Now, here's the kicker. This is the second time he's damaged my car in four months. The one good thing to come out of this was that, at the very least, he hit the "bad side" of my car. It was already dinged up, and had a small scrape below the mirror from the previous owner. So, all of that gets fixed as well.
But honestly, how hard is it to misjudge the back of a minivan? And then to "not see" the damage you left? Come on. He may be one of my best friends, but he sure can be a ****tard sometimes. But, I regress. He's paying out-of-pocket for it, and my car will (sort of) be better for it.

-Incompetent Bosses, Continued.

Well, I want to rip on my boss again. Little things this time. In the store I work at, we've got 2 washrooms and a sink in the lunch room. Yet, for the past couple weeks, we've had one roll of paper towel and one container of soap to go around. It takes two trips to even wash your hands, because the females keep taking the soap, and the paper towel keeps migrating to the lunch room.
I shudder when I think about this, because it means that my boss doesn't care enough or is too lazy to give someone money to buy soap, and internalise (Yes, we even have it in the store) some more paper towel. What this also implies is that he doesn't wash his hands. Gross.
By now, you're thinking something along the lines of "Well do something about it yourself". A valid point, but I am interested to see how long it will take my boss to fix this issue. He's acknowledged that don't have enough soap or PT, but for almost a week he's done nothing about it.

Oh, and these vexations sucked. I realise that, but I just needed to vent.

Edit - I will note that 17 people work at my store. It's kinda relevant to my second vexation.
 
Pedestrians in parking lots. Why is it when you let a person cross in front of your car, they feel the need to walk slower? And I don't mean the elderly /disabled. I mean the people who walk out of the store, get to the edge of the lot, see you waiting, and actually slower their stride down. Hurry your ass up, or I may decide to lurch my car a foot or so at you suddenly. Adrenaline always puts a kick in one's stride.
 
I've got a simple one.

Flat-head screw drivers.

They are pointless. They don't grip, they wobble when you turn them, they slip out, they round off the screw head. Completely pointless. THey are so pointless in fact that I refuse to search an ecyclopedia to see if they actually do have a point.
 
Take a look at any service industry. They aren't what they used to be. There are rarities, and you really have to search to find them. I can guarantee that if you do find one, that person isn't wearing a shirt with a plastic name tag. They know their job and they're good at it. They're well compensated, and the people that utilize that service always come back.
Too bad the managers futz over whether I'm wearing a tag or not. But if it means repeat business, and chunk of my pay is commission-based, then I'll wear it. Of course, since the president of our company wears one, then we all have to wear one.

Of course, there's the other side of the service coin...
 
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