Fatmouse

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by SandStorm
Hmmm, I saw that image some time ago. Sure you didn't steal it from the IQ lab who tested your "smartableness"? They want the results of your IQ test back, they didn't want it all over the papers and everything. They were so upset by the results they decided to keep it secret so as not to make you sad, but obviously that didn't work...

Well actually, it was leaked when i did that emode test a few weeks back. I think i scored 52.

Hmmm, I saw that image some time ago

As did every man and his dog - thanks Acidman

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Well actually, it was leaked when i did that emode test a few weeks back. I think i scored 52.

You told me 65 you little liar!

 

[Ghost C]

[Edit: You know what, I don't even care, let the rats keep to themselves.]

 

[Mike Rotch]

I was unaware I cared about having friends online. Possibly because I don't.

So let me get this straight. You dont want (read: have) friends online. Yet you regularly come to an online forum to "participate" [if i can call what you do that].

So you are either a hypocrate, or a forum member whose only function is to ruin other people's thread and generally contribute nothing.

Which one is it?

 

[Duke]

Originally posted by Mike Rotch
So let me get this straight. You don't want (read: have) friends online. Yet you regularly come to an online forum to "participate" [if i can call what you do that].

So you are either a hypocrite, or a forum member whose only function is to ruin other people's thread and generally contribute nothing.

Which one is it?

I'd like to know, as well...

And SandStorm, knock off the thread jacking already.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
How does any of that have anything to do with you being a wiener?



Good job Jethro 👍, you sure tought me a lesson.

Next time I will think twice before I mess with a hard ass like you.

And I would still like to know the answer to this.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
And I would still like to know the answer to this.

Nah, I think it's time this thread went back to topic.

So, new vexation: (this is actually Ways in which the corporate world is annoying Giles, episode 3)

Why is it that the client gives me a project, asks me to scope it, which I do, in full consultation with them, signs off the controlling specification, accepts the delivery, and then claims that it was all wrong all along?

 

[spike10h]

Originally posted by Mike Rotch


Spike: P'raps read my first post "Fatmouse exists in many guises in many places. Fatmouse GTP is one such guise

fatmouse = deep

fatmouse + fathouse = ?

 

[spike10h]

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P.S. i am a weirdo freak!!!!!

REICHSMARSCHAL VON CHEESE

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Nah, I think it's time this thread went back to topic.

So, new vexation: (this is actually Ways in which the corporate world is annoying Giles, episode 3)

Why is it that the client gives me a project, asks me to scope it, which I do, in full consultation with them, signs off the controlling specification, accepts the delivery, and then claims that it was all wrong all along?

Is the client a "short person"? They usually have all sorts of complexes when they reach positions where they can control the doings of other people.

Vexation

Why cant people cross at the robots/lights? For instance: I pull up to a red light and stop in the front of the queue. Pedestrians then proceed to cross not infront of me where the Transport Authority has generously painted lines for them to do so, but just behind my tail-lights. Then when it comes time to cross the lane of opposing traffic next to me they cause a traffic jam cos they hold up cars that have just turned into the opposing lane.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Is the client a "short person"? They usually have all sorts of complexes when they reach positions where they can control the doings of other people.

Nah. This guy is the "special projects director". Can anyone else say "promoted out of harm's way"??

Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Vexation

Why cant people cross at the robots/lights? For instance: I pull up to a red light and stop in the front of the queue. Pedestrians then proceed to cross not infront of me where the Transport Authority has generously painted lines for them to do so, but just behind my tail-lights. Then when it comes time to cross the lane of opposing traffic next to me they cause a traffic jam cos they hold up cars that have just turned into the opposing lane.

If they're not crossing at a prescribed point, I accelerate towards them. My wife says "You're trying to frighten them, aren't you?". I say "yes". I mean, would you run in front of a charging elephant? I think people need to realise that being hit by a car is going to hurt. It's back to the self-censorship thing again, and our damnable "nanny society".

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Nah. This guy is the "special projects director". Can anyone else say "promoted out of harm's way"??

Haha.

Boils down to incompetants on power trips again. Director people are always trouble. Its either cronyism (?) or power trips. One day when I'm a director, I change all that to nepotism.

I have revved at people crossing the road too leisurely for my liking. But they are usually to thick to recognise the hint and I end up taking the corner in the wrong gear.