Naming a car after a soap opera star is retarded. So you say "He's not a soap opera star, he's an F1 driver!", eh? He drives a computer on wheels. It has 531.72 different traction control settings. It's spark plugs have the diameter of my pinky and are only two knuckles long. Check Larry Webster's column in the december '05 Car and Driver for proof. One car costs $3 million+. But some how, in the frenzy to come up with new technology, somebody forgot to mention ABS. That fact boggles my mind. I realize it's more of a driver's car without ABS, but I have a feeling they gave up on the "driver" part a while ago. And, for your final defense you say he is good. No, Ferrari just hires better computer programmers.
Coming up with names is funny, though. How about a Daewoo Laganza Villeneuve edition.