**Fight Club II**

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ok this is the 2nd fight Gtp will have

RULES
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Newbies:If you havent played yet ill give you a example of how to play....

bobo-*shoots jimbo*
jimbo-hey why did you shhot me??? *grabs club*
bobo-why you grabing that club???!!!!
jimbo-cause you shot me!!!!
bobo-oh
jimbo-*bashes bobo's brains in with the club


ok thats how to play,and only one rule,dont get so damn serious!!!!
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Let the fight BEGIN!!!!!!​
 
*puts hole repairing putty in head*

damn you,ill get your fingers now!!!

*chops off maniac's fingers with knife*
 
*Takes Dess's knife, pulls back and wonders what these kids are doing with knives in their pockets*

'Aren't you gonna kill somebody with this??'

oh well, guess I'll use it.

*stabs Dess in the arm with his own knife to say hello*
 
Hey, dess, leave viper_maniac alone!

*grabs Dess's knife and cuts his balls out*

OR

Hey, viper_maniac, why shoot Dess in the head??!!!!

*Grabs v_m's gun and blows his head off*

Can't decide which! :D
 
*grabs Dess's knife and cuts Jazza's balls out*

*Grabs gun and blows Jazza's head off*

There thats better. :D
 
Oh, crap! Now Dess is dead from a gunshot to the head! We must now focus our attention at Jazza cause he's got a gun!

*karate chop to Jazza's head which seems to do nothing to his meniacal rage!*
 
*gets his pet iguana (really smart one) to replace his brain*

cool,u all WILL DIE

*grabs a rubber band and snaps everyone evilly*
 
*Sees VM pop up for a second and unloads 6 rounds in the general direction! nicking VM on the arm again and waits to hear his retort*
 
*As Dess climbs the tree in search for flies he can't help but feel three rounds pierce his flesh and yell, 'Damn somebody get that metal thingy slinging other metal thingy's ulike my rubber bands from Voltron!'*
 
*As I now have no brains or balls, it helps me to think better, so I bash everyone over the head with a pile driver and kill everyone. There, I win! Ha! :p *
 
*and my dying thoughts recall the thought of Jazza sneeking up and how I did nothing to defend myself out of the shear horror of his mighty stature...*
 
*BUT! My ghost haunts Jazza in minutes that it takes to traverse the globe lingers in his home whistling the tune of Gumby and Friends*
 
*Voltron ghost passes right through the sh** slung by the monkey and proceeds to haunt Dessman with songs of Britney Spears sung with a lone air guitar*

imagine that one!
 

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