*****Fight Club*****

[DessViperV-10]

hope you guyz know this isnt the movie...

this thread is to have a virtual fun fighting room

rule-
1.no actual threats

okay,if you guyz dont get what i mean ill give you an example-

jim-*throws a stick at bob*
bob-hehe i got a shotgun *shoots shotgun*
jim-*ducks* crap you nipped my shoulder
bob-*starts running*
jim-better run, *pulls out chainsaw*
bob-*rides up in tank*
jim-*runs like hell*
bob-wait,i just want you to join the orgy in my tank!
jim-Cool!!
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hope fully you gjuyz get what i mean

let the fights begin *hits bell* DING!!!

 

[DessViperV-10]

ill start the fight,with..... JORDAN!!!
*throws a stick at jordan*

plz dont hit me!!!

 

[Jordan]

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
ill start the fight,with..... JORDAN!!!
*throws a stick at jordan*

plz dont hit me!!!

*ducks the stick and grabs his BAN GUN!!!* 😈

Hehe...

 

[DessViperV-10]

*uh oh*
runs to the bomb shelter

 

[DessViperV-10]

that ban gun *gulp* is kinda danger weapon

*graps supa dupa poopa scoopa*
scared now jordan??
*touches jordan's shoulder with scoopa*

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

rice rocketeer intervenes and *beats the living crap outta everyone who is replying to this thread*

 

[Jordan]

*starts gagging because of the poop on his shoulder and accidentally hits the girl in Rice Rocketeer's avatar*

 

[DessViperV-10]

*AHEM*

*Drives up in really weird car with spikes in front*

Betta run Rocketter!!

 

[DessViperV-10]

*gets favorite weapon-Bobo the poop throwing monkey*

Get em BOBO!!!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
*AHEM*

*Drives up in really weird car with spikes in front*

Betta run Rocketter!!

Ya really think you're gonna catch me?

 

[NocturnalPS]

SPLAT!!! Hey Fool!!! ya hit me!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

did i? oh im sorry...

"HEY KIDS!!! WE'VE GOT DINNER TONITE!!!"

 

[DessViperV-10]

sorry,oh crap BOBOs gone berzerk!!!

bad BOBO bad...

*runs from bobo's flying poopoo*

*hides with nocturnal*

i got a plan,you go out with a banana...and..........

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

say no more my friend...i've got the banana!

 

[DessViperV-10]

rice,you distract him while i dump bacon grease on bobo..

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

gotcha!

"HERE BOBO, daddy's got a treat for ya..."

Rice: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SonuvaB*TCH!!! He bit me!"

 

[DessViperV-10]

*grabs 44Magnum *
Rice, duck!!

*boom*

oh **** BOBOs a cyborg!!!!!!!

*runs screaming*

 

[GilesGuthrie]

* Quietly observing scene from respectful distance, lobs in a couple of smoke grenades, just for a laugh *

 

[vat_man]

<light his own fart and runs off!!!>

 

[Shannon]

*grabs a sniper rifle and shoots vat_man who was running from his lit up fart* Gotcha!! 😈

 

[Talentless]

Wins all battles.

End of thread.

 

[TAFJonathan]

BOOOOOOO

 

[F2002]

i've competed in this on many other forums, my best being semi-finals on f1-network

 

[DessViperV-10]

*grabs a cicil war canon*

Better run guyz!!!

*kaboom*

 

[too cold]

Trying to slow down Dess's typing *too cold throws arthritis grenade*

 

[DessViperV-10]

*aches in pain*
ouch my fingers

 

[Acid X]

*runs up n farts on dess's head*

mwahahhahahaaaahahh

*runs away*

 

[Concept]

*Flys overhead of the whole scene and looks down upon everyone*

*Laughs evily as the Atom Bomb button has been released*

 

[Talentless]

pathetic really. why can none of you except my victory? :sleep:

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by Talentless
pathetic really. why can none of you except my victory? :sleep:

Because it was garnered in your dreams!!!!

(and it's 'accept', not 'except')