*****Fight Club*****

[F2002]

yes i did

 

[Shannon]

well you didn't kill me. I was out of range. hahahahaha.

*pulls out long-range laser and has a shot at f2002*

come on, hit baby, hit.

 

[F2002]

unluckily for eddy, i'm err...lets think on this one...err...invincible, yeah thats it invincible...so still not dead

 

[Talentless]

Oh, what if we come over there, lotus? I don't know your particular situation, but unless you are willing to possibly break the law, you aint armed. Mwuhahaha. Gun control works well now, don't it?! Of course my use of gas would probably pissed of some rights group.

:007:

 

[sn00pie]

Yeah, well. Snoopy over here *get's in his :r:iced out Civic and goes gouranga on all of your sorry-asses*

 

[DessViperV-10]

*grabs a 8 guage shotgun and shoots f2002*

*realizes hes invinsible :reallyodd *

*runs back into the tank*

 

[DessViperV-10]

*starts having sex with the 8 women in the tank*
:fdevil:

 

[Viper_Maniac]

*drops c4 inside the tank and walks away whistling*

 

[DessViperV-10]

ahh my ass has been blown up!!!!

 

[risingson77]

<- pours diesel fuel on viper_maniac and lights a match 😈

My hat is now in the ring.

 

[DessViperV-10]

*puts a bandaide on butt*

*rns out like rambo and gets attacked by that damn gopher again*

 

[too cold]

*Blows up Vipers at random to see if the DFC still wants to play*
here Viper...viper...viper
*boom*
here Viper...viper...viper
*boom*

 

[Talentless]

*puts pegs in all places and sinks all battleships but his own*

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by risingson77
<- pours diesel fuel on viper_maniac and lights a match 😈

My hat is now in the ring.

*looks around* Is it just me or is it hot in here?

*snaps fingers and fire disappears*

*walks away laughing*

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by viper_maniac


*looks around* Is it just me or is it hot in here?

*snaps fingers and fire disappears*

*walks away laughing*

throws hatchet at viper_maniac, hitting him square between the shoulders with a solid *THOCK*

 

[DessViperV-10]

*Turns into a satan looking DessMann dude :fdevil:*

*lights that damn gopher on fire*

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by risingson77


throws hatchet at viper_maniac, hitting him square between the shoulders with a solid *THOCK*

Hey that tickles. *pulls hatchet out of back and drops it on the ground and then walks away*

 

[risingson77]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR....

*recites an incantation that sucks viper_maniac's soul from his body*

*stores soul in tupperware container*

 

[Talentless]

no man, you want rubbermaid not tupperware

 

[DessViperV-10]

*melts the tupperware container to free maniac*
*picks nose and puts a bugger on risingson77's shoulder*

 

[Talentless]

is compelled to check something

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by risingson77
GRRRRRRRRRRRR....

*recites an incantation that sucks viper_maniac's soul from his body*

*stores soul in tupperware container*

*soul jumps out of container, whips your candy a$$ all over the gods green earth and jumps back in mah body* 😈

 

[Talentless]

looks at dess' age and thinks about his snot attack. isn't surprised.

throws 3 month old fish leftovers at risingson.

more effective, dess.

 

[DessViperV-10]

hmm good job talentless :fdevil:

*Takes a **** in Talenless's hat*

muhahahahaha

 

[Talentless]

takes a wrench to DV's "family jewels". sit down, punk...

 

[DessViperV-10]

*goes and sits down quickly*

 

[Talentless]

locks dessviper and risingson in a steel room and sends a million volts through it.

fight like warner bros. not like disney. and snatch the pebble from my hand

 

[Viper_Maniac]

*points at Dess and laughs*

 

[Talentless]

takes viper_maniac into a cage and makes him watch a 36 hour telletubbies marathon

 

[Viper_Maniac]

*sits and makes fun of the telletubbies*