FML Thread

[Ohh My Buddha]

Today, I said to myself I wouldn't be shy ever again in front of my crush. Today I finally saw her, so I said "Hi". She just walked away. Fml.........

Life sucks..... No Emo

 

[L_Hamilton]

LoL

 

[Ohh My Buddha]

LoL

man this sucks but i gotta LOL @ myself tho. This should be a fail tho.................

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

LOL, ok my turn.
Got a call from some friends asking me to come over when they called me later. So I wasted my day waiting for them to call, they never did.

 

[L_Hamilton]

That's why you never make plans around other people's "so-called" plans.

Have a your own plan just in case.

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

That's why you never make plans around other people's "so-called" plans.

Have a your own plan just in case.

Didnt have any plans for today anyways, thought about going to Towers but got over it.

 

[GTO_VR4]

Hit her in the head with a club. then drag her by her hair to your cave. ftw

 

[Philly]

FML? Waking up in 6 hours for a frisbee tournament. And then sleeping on the basement floor at some kids house, more frisbee, then a 21st party on Sunday. Then on Monday I have a religion exam followed by physics and systems dynamics exams and a religion essay all on Wednesday. It'll be a fun one...

 

[Omnis]

Show her your armpit hair.

 

[spauldj3800]

Trying to impress the father in law while building my house. Built a stud wall, stood it up then turned around quickly for some reason, stud wall falls down around me, I go through a door hole. Have to rebuild wall.

FML.

 

[Boffin]

A nice, friendly girl liked me in Yr6 so much that she sent a love letter to my house - I never took her up on it. 6 years later I was bored so I looked her up to see if she was on Facebook. She is now piping HAWWWWT (but hasn't changed personality wise) - I think of a way to approach her to see if she's still interested, but then I find she's moved country.

FML.

 

[-Fred-]

I'm drunk. Again. FML.

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

A nice, friendly girl liked me in Yr6 so much that she sent a love letter to my house - I never took her up on it. 6 years later I was bored so I looked her up to see if she was on Facebook. She is now piping HAWWWWT (but hasn't changed personality wise) - I think of a way to approach her to see if she's still interested, but then I find she's moved country.

FML.

FYL.
See people, thats what a real FML post should be like.

 

[Peter]

I've been banned form the PS3 for this weekend. Weekends are the only time I'm allowed to play it.

FML.

A nice, friendly girl liked me in Yr6 so much that she sent a love letter to my house - I never took her up on it. 6 years later I was bored so I looked her up to see if she was on Facebook. She is now piping HAWWWWT (but hasn't changed personality wise) - I think of a way to approach her to see if she's still interested, but then I find she's moved country.

FML.

A bit similar to all the girls who were in my grade 6 class. They weren't attractive at all back then, but in just 3 years, when things start growing and their faces magically get better looking, they are just smoking now!!! Such a shame they all are at other schools in the country. But I've bumped into about 2 recently, also smoking!!

 

[Legendary]

Hey dude, didnt you just come out of Grade 6? Or is it 7, no idea lol. Same has happaned to me though and it was grade 6, she was hot then and then she moved away. She was actually my next door neighbour and went to my school. She moved away and I was bummed. About 2 years later I move house and it happens to be 10mins from where she now lives. A year later, (3 years since I have seen her) I decided to look up her facebook and found out she is one hawwttty now. Shame she is a year older than me...

 

[VEXD]

I just happened to be reading through threads on GTPlanet, and came across one called FML.

I have absolutely no idea what FML means.

I know it's because I'm soooo old that I don't understand the term, and that's why you should all FML.

So, FML.

👍

 

[Diego440]

Thereyago Dave

So I woke up this morning, hung over as it seems to happen on most mornings. And at around 2pm I decided I wasn't going to go out tonight because I've been binging up too much and should really take an alcohol break.

At 10:30pm I realised I didn't want to stay at home since my mum has a cold and has been nagging me all day... and all my friends already had made plans of their own. Also, there are only 2 beers left in the fridge.

FML

 

[Legendary]

I didnt even know myself TBH.

 

[Mrs. Famine]

There should be a language warning on that link...

 

[Famine]

Not to mention a padlock on this thread.