I didn't expect to find myself doing C-class cross-country Rivals, but I received a notification in my inbox this morning that
@Populuxe had smashed my score by eight seconds down at the Wind Farm. I didn’t know I was competing but now the red mist has taken hold it appears it's time to jump into a suitable off-road vehicle and start laying down some times. You come for the king, you better not miss.
I took a sly peek at the boards to see what the grown-ups are driving only to discover that the king is actually
@PJ who's currently topping the world hardcore leaderboards with a score that's faster than absurd (or rather o Absurd o).
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I'm not going anywhere near that as my drivatar would quickly resemble the Fresh Prince after a round or two with Iron Mike, plus a couple of slaps from Chris Rock thrown in for good measure.
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Sorry, that was just a noise. I wear Tommy Hilfinger, me.
Maybe we could race Rover 800s instead? I'm just downloading a sporty livery as we speak.
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