Free entry to AMG competition up for grabs

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I have an unused code for the competition. I have no driver licence, so am ineligible for it, and I cant ask anyone to do the driving part for me.

So, funniest joke , that makes me actually laugh, wins.


P.S. If you win, I want the badge off the bonnet :)

Please post jokes in this thread and remember the AUP.
 
My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying “Can I have a new bike?”. He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike...
 
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
 
Boy: Mummy mummy, dad's got his willy in the biscuit tin!

Mummy: That's ok, he's always been ***king crackers!
 
short jokes win for me, pm'ing your code now.

as long as you hereby promise not to sell it on ebay or may your GT disc be destroyed.
 
Thanks again mate. 👍

I solemnly promise not to sell thy code or my GT5 disc shall be destroyed
 

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