French victories in war

[slip2rock]

OK so i ain't sayin' nuttin, BUT try this.....


1. Open up Google
2. Type in "French Military Victories"
3 Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
4 Read the top line

 

[Race Idiot]

Come on Slip mate thats a little cold, but funny as hell.

 

[slip2rock]

Shown to me by our resident Yank here in the office, i blew coffee out my nose.

 

[sn00pie]

Wha ha ha! True, too.

 

[Magic069]

That is sooooo funny!

 

[halfracedrift]

hahahhahahahaha this belongs in the jokes section

 

[Talentless]

change victories to successes and it automatically loads a column

 

[1X83Z]

Well, yes - I did mean what they suggested.

Fair job.

 

[Red Eye Racer]

👍

 

[Duke]

If it hadn't been after lunch, I'd have blown coffee out my nose, too. Excellent, excellent, excellent, slip.

[edit]
The Battle of Poiter: c765
Charles Martel defeated the Moors and drove them back to Spain.

The Battle of hastings 1066
William Duke of Normandy Defeats King Harrold of England.

The Battle of Orleans c1545 Joan of Arc defeated the occupying army and sent the packing to Calais.

The Battle for Cairo c1810 Nepolean defeats the Mamlukes.

The Balltle of Austrilitz (of course).

I think this is the complete list. At any rate, it's all I can think of.
[/edit]

 

[Matrixhasu77]

Strangely enough... it only worked for me if I typed in french military defeats. I don't know if thats the same thing as what others saw though.

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[halfracedrift]

Awww it doesnm't work anymore.....

 

[SandStorm]

Whatever it is, I'm not getting it - all I've got is a French Forum.

 

[space]

 

[f1king]

Originally posted by slip2rock
OK so i ain't sayin' nuttin, BUT try this.....


1. Open up Google
2. Type in "French Military Victories"
3 Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
4 Read the top line

 

[SandStorm]

Space - is it supposed to say "defeats" on the first line?

 

[space]

Originally posted by SandStorm
Space - is it supposed to say "defeats" on the first line?

Huh?

No, i don't think it should. You know when you search in google and you spell something wrong, it asks "did you mean"?

Well i searched for French Military Victories, and it wanted to make sure i wasnt looking for French Military Defeats.

 

[milefile]

Heh... good one.

 

[Red Eye Racer]

It's official,... below, is the funniest web-site I've ever seen. 👍

Warning,... take a leak before you surf this, I'm not responsible for you pissing your pants.

www.francesucks.net

 

[Jpec07]

The french have never actually won any war they fought...

 

[Red Eye Racer]

Originally posted by Jpec07
The french have never actually won any war they fought...

As much as I hate to bring this up,.. let's not forget about that short little stinky guy, what's his name,... ummm, lemme think,... he conqured a large portion of the European region,... oh yeah,... Napolean I'm pretty sure he had a victroy or two

 

[slip2rock]

Originally posted by Red Eye Racer
As much as I hate to bring this up,.. let's not forget about that short little stinky guy, what's his name,... ummm, lemme think,... he conqured a large portion of the European region,... oh yeah,... Napolean I'm pretty sure he had a victroy or two

So you didn't hear about a little set to we had with him at Waterloo then?

 

[Red Eye Racer]

ah frick man,. I'm not about to defend those friggin Jean do de do de diddly Claudes,.... I was just making a point. I'm glad you won,.. trust me

 

[Pupik]

...Or we'd be using outrageous French accents!

 

[slip2rock]

Originally posted by pupik
...Or we'd be using outrageous French accents!

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of Elderberries



The Pythons, Holy Grail.... Superb!

 

[Pupik]

...Ka-nig-git!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

Sorry, just watched it again on DVD.

 

[milefile]

"I fart in your general direction."

...French military strategy.

 

[milefile]

But just maybe, compounded by the body odor, it might work.

chemical/biological agents

 

[slip2rock]

Throwing the holy hand grenade at the rabbit... LOL