Freshman Year. Help.

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Nero9
How do you know your IQ anyway? :ouch:
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1. Take a test.
2. Pay MENSA.
3. They stroke your ego by telling you you're smart.
4. Profit? Unlikely.
 
No, but it warrants a bigger e-peen. Wave it around your friends. Then watch as your friends go away. Much like if you used your real penis.
 
TB
1. Take a test.
2. Pay MENSA.
3. They stroke your ego by telling you you're smart.
4. Profit? Unlikely.
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I guess it depends. I believe i could give mensa a good shot myself and it would be nice to apart of some sort of club with other people who are similar. I mean I'm too bad at sports to be apart of any of those types of clubs so I can see the attraction of mensa from that point of view.

Though exactly what Mensa does I'm a little unsure... Maybe they can just help put you in touch with people who are similar to you, which could lead to some good friendships and discussions.
 
I had a pretty crazy day last week. We were in gym class playing a game called gator ball, and it was getting pretty competitive. I jumped up for the ball and another kid that was about 40-50 pounds bigger than me (I weigh 130) slammed me into the wall and landed on me. My head hit the wall then the ground and the kid landed right on my head. I kinda blacked out and saw pretty colors and then I woke up on the gym floor with the P.E. teacher standing over me asking me a bunch of questions. They called the ambulance and took me to the hospital. Then they found out I had a sinus infection (unrelated to the accident of course) and a concussion. So, the doctors gave me a bunch of pills to take every day, and I have been sore ever since.

GT5_Prologue your story has been great, lots of entertainment!
 
theM3rcenary
GT5_Prologue your story has been great, lots of entertainment!
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Merci beaucoup! (Thank you very much!)

Today....oh **** my mind is starting up again. Why? Because this might just be official, Kirsten might have broken up with her boyfriend. My shot, my chance, though, is not now, I have to wait, but this could be what I needed. The calling I've been after. Oh, and I got a hug today! :dopey: :dopey: :dopey:

But I have to wait. Other than that the day was normal, except pool class was awesome. We all went in the small pool and did the whirlpool. Trust me, when 30 people are running in 2 ft. deep water in circles, that current can get strong! Other than that, did the lessons and did my normal diving. Just looking for my plan to continue it's effect....
 
You have no idea until you've done the whirlpool with 150 people in 4 feet of water. :p It feels weird to swim forwards and move backwards...
 
Talon
You have no idea until you've done the whirlpool with 150 people in 4 feet of water. :p It feels weird to swim forwards and move backwards...
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:lol: I don't think 150 people could fit in the small pool! But man, getting this thought of Kirsten out of my head is tough. I think of the completely preposterious ones where of course, I win, the really horrible ones where I'm somehow mortified for life, and then just the regular nothing really happened type thing. Anyone got a cure for overactive thoughts? Not even video games work! :sly:
 
Man do I miss chances. Apparently Kirsten was at the mall while I was, didn't see her, then I wanted to go to the game today, but no, man I need some form of transportation.
 
Another day of boringness. Today was evidently fun but still nothing exciting. I didn't see Kirsten or Wesley, I mean where did they all go? The day was just so bland.
 
Another more interesting day. I did see Kirsten, not until pool class, where we had another whirlpool. Near the end of the class I saw Helen in something that looked like a bra/tanktop hybrid (you're probably thinking of something, but in fact a different thought hit me. One of "why did I just stop liking her?")

You get my point. At the end of the day me and Zak were walking with Kirsten, when he asks for a hug he gets one, when I do I get a "nooo."

Women confuse the hell out of me sometimes...
 
GT_Prologue5
:lol: I don't think 150 people could fit in the small pool! But man, getting this thought of Kirsten out of my head is tough. I think of the completely preposterious ones where of course, I win, the really horrible ones where I'm somehow mortified for life, and then just the regular nothing really happened type thing. Anyone got a cure for overactive thoughts? Not even video games work! :sly:
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I gotcha dude. Stop thinking. Stop caring. Be chill. 👍


It works! I promise :dopey:
 
Pitracer100
Sooner or later you will really know a woman...:;)
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Yes yes!

For today (good fun). Went to French, and we had to do "heads, shoulders, knees and toes" in French, then Algebra 1, were I am having a dislike for my student teacher. We went to revolving period (back to homeroom) and got to listen to a remix of Drake's "Forever" except it was 2 girls singing of manifest destiny! :lol: H English...well no one is that good in that class. It's fun but get's annoying after an hour of stealing each others' stuff. I also got called a Jew today. I also am obligated to watch Cartoon Network's "Adventure Time", after getting yelled at by Kirsten and some kid named Chris for not knowing the characters on there shirts. Me and Zak also started punching each other after a Freshman Seminar assembly, in which he hit me 3 times in the stomach. The first 2 didn't hurt. The 3rd on knocked the wind out of me. Then Kirsten punched Zak and hurt her finger. :lol:

And then Wesley's problem...

He was going to do the supreme of stupid moves: he was going to ask Kirsten out. I had to stop him, he was going to ruin himself. And she HAS a boyfriend that she's had sex with (I don't like talking about it...) I'm very worried for him.
 
Well, your life seems needlessly complicated. Mine involves going to school, doing stuff, coming home, taking a nap, playing on the computer, then on Fridays, I play Warhammer 40k with some friends, and we murder stuff.
 
nk4e
I like how the phrase " She's had sex with" is in small letters.
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Yeah, well I don't like to even talk about it. Reminded me, in swim class today, in aquatics we were throwing Lexington's bracelet (me, Zak, Kirsten) and someone said "what are you throwing?" and Kirsten says "My virginity!"

Whole time I'm just thinking "Ha. That's not true."
Rykon Zero
Well, your life seems needlessly complicated. Mine involves going to school, doing stuff, coming home, taking a nap, playing on the computer, then on Fridays, I play Warhammer 40k with some friends, and we murder stuff.
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My school lacks blandness, and my friends are insane so I deal with the problems and have the problems. I suppose I may have been right, Kirsten DID break up with her boyfriend (I believe it is official) and now it looks like Wesley wants a chance, but he doesn't have any damn confidence! Me, well I'm just shutting the hell up. Other than that it was our substitute English teachers last day, we all had a good time. She's moving to Florida and becoming a lawyer. I might need her when I kill every guy in my school....

EDIT: I suppose it is true...Kirsten and David are probably done. Apparently he cheated with 2 girls. **** I really have to stop Wesley.

EDIT: He did it. Wesley tried. And it's all my fault! I told him that if he's going to do it, he should have some self-confidence, WHAT THE **** DID I DO!?
 
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Oh my god...I should be happy for my life. I mean, Kirsten was cheated on, Wesley was shot down, and then...

He could die. Apparently he has a 50% chance of testicular cancer, which also gives him a 50% chance of being sterilized IF he SURVIVES chemotherapy. My god, how did I not see this?
 
McLaren
Tmi.
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Very.

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Dude, calm down. Guys ask girls out all the time, they say no, and the sun still rises the next day, believe it or not. He'll get over it, just as you will. The cancer thing though, that's pretty rough.
 
Talon
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Dude, calm down. Guys ask girls out all the time, they say no, and the sun still rises the next day, believe it or not. He'll get over it, just as you will. The cancer thing though, that's pretty rough.
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Sorry for TMI. There's just certain places were you can say things. And I understand that point you make, but it's kind of my fault because I pressured him, and that wasn't a friendly thing to do, in my eyes. And Wesley's going to the doctor today, so I really hope everything turns out for the better. 👍
 
I agree, the cancer part is brutal, but as I said, you ask her out, you get your response, and your life goes on.
 
GT_Prologue5

He could die. Apparently he has a 50% chance of testicular cancer, which also gives him a 50% chance of being sterilized IF he SURVIVES chemotherapy. My god, how did I not see this?
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Can't they just lop one off and put a prosthetic in?
 

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