funniest joke ever

[Mr P]

TEAM GTPLANET WINNING THE 9 BOARDS :smilewink

 

[Concept]

i guess that means we are losing. thats not good.

 

[Mr P]

we are not doing well no , had to christen this thread and that is the funniest thing i could think of!!

 

[Concept]

man, this totally sucks man. your like the only other "real" person online besides pako.

 

[Mr P]

i get used to this when it's this dead i play gt3 until there is some activity, but it is really quiet tonight , suppose it is because of the news man.

 

[Concept]

maybe. its been pretty dead today. my goal was to hit 1000 tonight. but with it being dead really the whole day its been hard. i have done well over 150 today. it was sorta busy around 12:30 to 2:00 then it got dead.

 

[Mr P]

just throw them in the thread about nothing only take you 15 mins

 

[Concept]

wanna hear a dirty joke? a white horse fell in the mud. thats the first dirty joke i ever heard.

 

[Mr P]

yeah thats hillarious viper ! ha ha hhh haa lol

 

[Concept]

go post in my new thread.

 

[Jon]

haha you guys are funny...

 

[NocturnalPS]

I got a Joke for ya...

What do you call a Cow with no legs???

 

[NocturnalPS]

?????????? HUMMMMMMM ????????

 

[NocturnalPS]

Ground Beef LOL okay that sucked LOL

 

[NocturnalPS]

Okay now this one Is a 2 answer Question
it was taken off a movie. Name what movie. than scroll down to see the answer

Q:1 whats the best thing about dating a homeless girl??
Q:2 what movie is this joke from??

 

[NocturnalPS]

???????HUMMMMMM??????

 

[NocturnalPS]

Answer to Q:1 You can drop her off newhere LOL lame LOL
Answer to Q:2 Movie is 3000 Miles to Graceland

 

[NocturnalPS]

Okay why did the blond stair at the carton of Orange juice???

 

[NocturnalPS]

??????HUMMMMMMMM????????

 

[NocturnalPS]

Because it said Concentrate on it LOL okay im just full of lame jokes tonight

 

[Concept]

if i gave a blonde a penny for her every thought she would give me change back!

 

[Concept]

um...how do you fit for gay men on a stool? turn it upside-down! <---was that inappropiate?

 

[Mr P]

yo viper , nice :smilewink :smilewink

 

[Concept]

yeah i like that joke.

 

[Magic069]

what do you call 30 blonds in a row?

 

[Magic069]

hmmmmmm

 

[Magic069]

a wind tunnel...

know lots of dirty blond jokes, but decided to keep it clean, for the kiddos

 

[Magic069]

what do you call a dog catcher?

 

[Magic069]

hmmmm

 

[Ghostrider]

Very nice!!