Funny/Clever racing, driving, cars etc. slang.

[Hyst]

Just curious what you may have come across whether on forums or from relatives, on tv, youtube etc. What are some clever or funny slang terms for racing or driving you've come across?

 

[Aldo]

CROOOOOSIN
said pretty much like that ^

 

[Sureboss]

Bang the Blower always makes me chuckle.

 

[orimarc]

Limited Slip Diferential. Come on, try saying to a non-car fan "You should try LSD" without him thinking of drugs.

 

[DQuaN]

Oval...

 

[GT4 genius]

Most F1 teams have 'Rear end mechanics'!

I couldnt resist.

 

[Kylehnat]

"I've increased my stroke to 4 inches".

 

[Hyst]

Good stuff so far, anyone got any more?

 

[Legendary]

Put the pedal to the metal? Cmon I thought that would be the first one to be done.

 

[X 4 Zeta]

That's a NAS CAR.

 

[Peter]

don't lose to a starlet in an evo(aka dont suck)

 

[Jay]

Single wheeler banana peeler

and I always found 'peg-legging' amusing.

 

[Kylehnat]

Last time I tried to double-clutch, I broke my shift knob.

 

[wfooshee]

Friends don't let friends early apex.

 

[Small_Fryz]

boogiety boogiety boogiety!!!!

 

[Bram Turismo]

Bang the Blower always makes me chuckle.

Limited Slip Diferential. Come on, try saying to a non-car fan "You should try LSD" without him thinking of drugs.

"I've increased my stroke to 4 inches".

Friends don't let friends early apex.

 

[niky]

A not-so-friendly poke we used to take at the Honda boys...

HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

 

[CamryFan]

I was talking LSD to my dad who is a car fan and still thought I was talking about drugs.

 

[Diego440]

My karma ran over your dogma

 

[daan]

It might be more of a motorcycle thing, but I always laugh at the term "holeshot"

 

[Sureboss]

Used in Drag Racing. Also:

Deep Staged
Diaper

 

[Lucas]

Crotch rocket is somehow amusing.

 

[daan]

My crank has put a hole in my big end.

 

[Diego440]

My crank has put a hole in my big end.

Yo, are you yankin' my crank?

 

[niky]

Nah... he's just grinding your stickshift.

 

[Diego440]

as long as it's only that... and not lubing up my shaft

 

[Suede53]

loud pedal
bumpstick
hair dryer(s)
slushbox

 

[PARAGON GT]

BLINKER FLUID!!!!

Everytime I hear that brought up I start laughing.

 

[Alex.]

Engine strokes:
Induction Compression Ignition Exhaust, also known as
Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

 

[Sureboss]

I knew a girl once who tried to be a 2-stroke, she was in hospital for a fortnight.