Funny/Clever racing, driving, cars etc. slang.

[TheBigMan045]

Giving it the berries
Having a fang
Bending my rod
When having your signifigant other in the passenger seat is also known as ABS Auto Bitch Slap

 

[Nicksfix]

muffler bearings ,
thats why your cars exhaust is rattling

 

[mafia_boy]

Chook Cooker, Rotisserie for Rotors!
Dogbox for racing gearboxes!

Also, tell a non-car person to take a look at your nine inch and tell him to check out how thick the shaft is.

 

[Rotary Junkie]

"Well whaddya got?"

"9 inch."

Overheard, sounds so wrong, moreso when considered that both participants in the conversation are going to be 99 times out of 100 male.

 

[Nicksfix]

A Christmas tree - your take ?

THIS

or THIS

 

[Paulie]

I'm amazed the term "tree'd" hasn't come up already.

The mechanics at work like to play jokes on newcomers, when they either tell them to check the Twinkle Bar, or ask us to order a Twinkle Bar. It's pretty funny the first few times you hear it.

 

[MarinaDiamandis]

'Grease the nipples'

Smirk-tastic!

 

[TheBook]

The mechanics at work like to play jokes on newcomers, when they either tell them to check the Twinkle Bar, or ask us to order a Twinkle Bar. It's pretty funny the first few times you hear it.

Same here; a guy I work with asked a newcomer to go to the parts store and get us a new squeegee sharpener. Guy spent an hour down there looking; of course, it doesn't help when we called and told the guys at the parts store to play along with him.

 

[zed300]

I did work experience at a truck service depot, I was 15 then, one of the mechanics ask me to go and get "a short weight" from the store. The storeman obliged. I'm glad it wasn't "a long wait" he wanted me get.

When someone else misses a gear you yell "pedal on the left" at them.
When you miss them say "just cleanin' the teeth"

 

[Driving Park]

Are you going to spray?
Is it going to hook?

:-)

 

[Stevisiov]

I'm amazed the term "tree'd" hasn't come up already.

The mechanics at work like to play jokes on newcomers, when they either tell them to check the Twinkle Bar, or ask us to order a Twinkle Bar. It's pretty funny the first few times you hear it.

Same here; a guy I work with asked a newcomer to go to the parts store and get us a new squeegee sharpener. Guy spent an hour down there looking; of course, it doesn't help when we called and told the guys at the parts store to play along with him.

I did work experience at a truck service depot, I was 15 then, one of the mechanics ask me to go and get "a short weight" from the store. The storeman obliged. I'm glad it wasn't "a long wait" he wanted me get.

When someone else misses a gear you yell "pedal on the left" at them.
When you miss them say "just cleanin' the teeth"

I was asked to go and get some sparks for the spark plugs, and to fetch a left handed screw driver...