Funny GT5 stories

This gave our shuffle room a really good laugh tonight. The track was Autumn Ring; check out our friend Bill, in the center of the list, his shuffle selection and the line up he was up against.

I put it down to Kaz being racist, favouring the Japanese cars :sly:


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Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...



Like a bug to the windscreen.
 

Haha omg poor guy. I woulda been like 'can i has head start'
 
My funniest moment was a guy who would not stop trying to cut up inside my car on corners so, out came my full weight + 200kg low pp missile and on first touch he rage quits and then accuses me of being a bully in bigger car but he was in a dodge ram.
 
And remember, THE CAR IS HEAVY.

I swear, his face in GT5 is terrifying. Like almost demonic.

:lol: :lol:

Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...




I love how sudden it is! :lol:
 
My funniest moment was a guy who would not stop trying to cut up inside my car on corners so, out came my full weight + 200kg low pp missile and on first touch he rage quits and then accuses me of being a bully in bigger car but he was in a dodge ram.

Haha I'm guessing it was a little kid. Lol well he shouldn't cut in on your line like that. :)
 
Actually he was older than me and I was in my rs6 and its got around 800hp so it's very fast on straights but corners are tricky.
 
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Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8lZXeJfRUQ">YouTube Link</a>

Christ, I roared with laughter at that. Brilliant!
 
Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...



That was pretty funny, I'm not going to lie, lol.

I was part of a similar inccident back in my days of racing NASCAR cars at Daytona and Indy. This particular inccident took place at Indy between me and another hard-core NASCAR racer, who really thought he was just the bees knees. The guy was already pissed at me because the race before that, I had won by just filling up his rear view mirror and caused him to make a mistake in turn 4 of the last lap. He was so busy watching me in his mirror, he lost concentration and hit the outside wall. I easily went by him and took the win as he started in with the verbal insults, swearing he was going to pay me back the next race. Keep in mind, I never touched him or even came close, he is the one that hit the wall with no help from me.

Anyways, next race, we were out front again, by a pretty good margin. This time tho, he was behind me. For 3 laps, he follows close behind, all the while chirping about how I better not get nervous, he's the Intiminator, and all that crap. He also tried a few times to clip my quarter panel in the turns, which didn't work. So, we come out of turn 4 to start the last lap and I decide that I've listened to enough of his crap and it was time to put it to an end. Knowing he had been following my every move, I pretend to try to break his draft and aim myself right for the end of that pit wall on the front stretch. He follows, yapping about how I'm not going to break his draft and that my ass was his. At the last minute, I swerve to miss the end of that pit wall and well, you can guess where he ended up, lol. Near 200 mph to a dead stop in an instant, lol. It was funny because he was rambling on with his verbal abuse when he hit that wall with a thundering "BAM", lol.

Needless to say, he was waiting for me at the finnish line in an attempt to keep me from crossing it. I didn't much care tho because I was already laughing my ass off to the point of crying, I could hardly see where I was going. He tried blocking me from the line, but somehow missed and I crossed for the win. I still laugh about that to this day when I think about it. Good times!!!
 
@CargoRat - :lol: That's such an epic story; daans video as well was pretty hilarious. :p
 
Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8lZXeJfRUQ">YouTube Link</a>

Ouch! That looked like it hurt!
 
@CargoRat - :lol: That's such an epic story; daans video as well was pretty hilarious. :p

Thanks. And yea, I kinda miss those days racing NASCAR cars at Indy and Daytona. Had a good bunch of guys I raced with. Sadly tho, alot of them have moved on and no longer play GT5. There is still a few around, but not many. Good memories tho. :gtpflag:
 
Thanks. And yea, I kinda miss those days racing NASCAR cars at Indy and Daytona. Had a good bunch of guys I raced with. Sadly tho, alot of them have moved on and no longer play GT5. There is still a few around, but not many. Good memories tho. :gtpflag:

Well I'm sure when GT6 comes around, the people will come back :) but I hope we get more NASCARS choices in the next game.
 
Well I'm sure when GT6 comes around, the people will come back :) but I hope we get more NASCARS choices in the next game.

I'm not too bothered by that, I just hope they fix the tuning so you can actually tune a NASCAR car the way its supposed to be tuned to race on an oval.
 
Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...

This made my side hurt from the laughter.

I wasn't sure what to expect, then it just happened. Funniest thing I've seen on GTPlanet ever. Thanks for that! 👍
 
I'm not too bothered by that, I just hope they fix the tuning so you can actually tune a NASCAR car the way its supposed to be tuned to race on an oval.

True. I think they should fix the tuning issues with some cars like the NASCAR. I'm not the kind of guy to tune every gear ratio 1 at a time. Id normally just change the last gear to something fairly higher to the point the engine can still hit those speeds without starting to lose speed. 💡
 
Funniest thing I've ever done on gt5 was me and 11 friends was in my lounge doing some kart races on the Rome city track
By end of first lap I was in second place but got a nudge from behind in last corner which spun me 180 degrees I bounced off the wall and as my mate came round and hit me full on I found my self heading down the main straight in reverse so I went with the flow and hit my rear view mirror and carried on racing backward the laughter over the mics as I over took people going backwards was brilliant
 
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Not a story, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on a GT track.

Watch from 7:10...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8lZXeJfRUQ">YouTube Link</a>

I know it's late, but what is ghe title of the vid? It won't open up.

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Nevermind... just saw it. That was hilarious!
 
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Funniest thing I've ever done on gt5 was me and 11 friends was in my lounge doing some kart races on the Rome city track
By end of first lap I was in second place but got a nudge from behind in last corner which spun me 180 degrees I bounced off the wall and as my mate came round and hit me full on I found my self heading down the main straight in reverse so I went with the flow and hit my rear view mirror and carried on racing backward the laughter over the mics as I over took people going backwards was brilliant

Haha awesome. I did a similar thing T Monaco once
 
Funniest thing I've ever done on gt5 was me and 11 friends was in my lounge doing some kart races on the Rome city track
By end of first lap I was in second place but got a nudge from behind in last corner which spun me 180 degrees I bounced off the wall and as my mate came round and hit me full on I found my self heading down the main straight in reverse so I went with the flow and hit my rear view mirror and carried on racing backward the laughter over the mics as I over took people going backwards was brilliant

This is why I love the gt by Citroen so much. It just goes as fast in reverse as forwards.
Speaking of the Citroen, I used it (backwards) in a free run room, and somebody joined me in one, drafting... Backwards.
 
I have to try that when I get home
 
... Been sitting on my hard drive for months now, finally got round to uploading this...


 
... Been sitting on my hard drive for months now, finally got round to uploading this...




That was truely.....well..... I don't really have words to describe it.:lol::odd: The sound that thing made was what really made me laugh. Sounded like some sort of madly crazed bee.:lol:
 
That was truely.....well..... I don't really have words to describe it.:lol::odd: The sound that thing made was what really made me laugh. Sounded like some sort of madly crazed bee.:lol:

Pretty sure he could have cleared the Empire State Building on that last bounce. Not GT5, but I remember when in GT3 there was a weird glitch in my game with the AI Castrol Mugen NSX on Super Speedway, all of a sudden at random times the car would just start hurtling backwards at nearly the speed of sound right before he went airborne and disappeared. for the couple of laps that he did stay on the ground he would absolutely demolish anything behind him (unless you could somehow avoid him..).
 
... Been sitting on my hard drive for months now, finally got round to uploading this...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtJFcxBD5W8">YouTube Link</a>

Oh. My. God.
 
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