Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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I had a friend called 'Darren the ****' (I may have mentioned him before) and one of his party pieces was to pick up any unattended cameras (friends or strangers, he wasn't particular) and take a photo of his tackle. This was in the days before digital photography, so the unsuspecting victim had to go to the trouble of paying for his little gifts.
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Sounds like an episode of King of Queens...
 
The same a few years back at a friends wedding. Swedish guy who worked for Volvo sat at my table. He went away. I snapped my nuts. Few months later he's presenting the wedding snaps at the upper management of Volvo. Shem's balls appear. Luckily they laughed it off and my mate didn't get into trouble with the top brasses at Volvo.

We still laugh about it to this dayz
 
Were you disappointed when he said 'laughed' and not 'gasped'? ;)
 
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Were you disappointed when he said 'laughed' and not 'gasped'? ;)
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I questioned why I'd even bothered to try and humiliate him.

Truth is that it was pure luck that the pics ended up at a Volvo upper echelon meeting.
My pal managed a seat factory in China who worked with Volvo. Yadayadayada...scrotum of Shem in Volvo head office. Shame my face wasn't on it. I could have been famous.
 
Thug life...

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He looks evil, take flight now.

All pun intended.
 
Pop and rap, ugh no wonder why I hate those styles
 
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