Funny/Strange News Stories

[GBO Possum]

Got to feel sorry for those who star on Prawn Hub.

Or even Pun Hub? Where they have a shrimply terrible sense of humor?

 

[sirjim73]

Were they caught near a nuclear power plant by any chance...?

 

[TB]

Were they caught near a nuclear power plant by any chance...?

Only if they have 3 eyes. Otherwise they're just sparkling decapods.

 

[UKMikey]

Or even Pun Hub? Where they have a shrimply terrible sense of humor?

Sounds like you'd have to be cray cray to ignore those warnings.

Maybe Walmart are involved in some sort of scam(pi). I'm sure the description on their website is positively glowing.

 

[EngieDiesel]

First radioactive wasps, now radioactive shrimp. Look, we all know where this is leading to, so can we just get to the main event already?

 

[Liquid]

Look, we all know where this is leading to

Fallout Series 2 teaser trailer was released just yesterday.

 

[05XR8]

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

20 tons of ribeye steaks go up in flames on side of highway in tractor trailer fire

A tractor trailer carrying more than 40,000 pounds of ribeye steak went up in flames on the side of the highway after the vehicle caught fire early Monday morning.

abcnews.go.com

 

[sirjim73]

20 tons of ribeye steaks go up in flames on side of highway in tractor trailer fire

A tractor trailer carrying more than 40,000 pounds of ribeye steak went up in flames on the side of the highway after the vehicle caught fire early Monday morning.

abcnews.go.com

Flame grilled burger anyone?

 

[Liquid]

The roadkill caffi has never been classier.

 

[UKMikey]

Sounds like a medium rare occurrence. I bet the driver's employers weren't thinking "well done".

 

[GBO Possum]

Am I allowed to post (very) old news here?

Boeing Hid This Entire Factory With A Fake Neighborhood During World War II - Jalopnik

Covert operations are crucial during war time. Here's how Boeing hid an entire factory in Seattle during WWII by making in look like a suburban neighborhood.

www.jalopnik.com

 

[Famine]

Marineland orcas: Male 'sexually stimulated' to avoid inbreeding

Wikie, 24, and her 11-year-old son Keijo still don't have a new home despite months of wrangling.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[EngieDiesel]

Just a reminder that we really are living in an age of 1960s cartoon supervillains.

North Korea's Kim Jong Un leaves for China by armoured train

The train is said to have a restaurant onboard serving French wines and dishes like fresh lobster.

www.bbc.com

Kim left the North Korean capital on Monday evening onboard his armoured train, which is said to include a restaurant car serving fine French wines and dishes like fresh lobster.

According to one South Korean news outlet, the armoured train has around 90 carriages, including conference rooms, audience chambers and bedrooms.

 

[Random 79]

Just a reminder that we really are living in an age of 1960s cartoon supervillains.

North Korea's Kim Jong Un leaves for China by armoured train

The train is said to have a restaurant onboard serving French wines and dishes like fresh lobster.

www.bbc.com

It also needs lasers and the ability to turn into a rocket and/or submarine 🙂

 

[Touring Mars]

Yeah, I don't think it'll stand up in court...

It didn't...

Surgeon Neil Hopper jailed after amputation of own legs - BBC News

Neil Hopper claimed that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted.

www.bbc.com