Funny Titles For Porn Movies *Parental Advisory*

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Any one got any funny titles for porno movies?

"You've Got Mail, Genatalia"
"Sponge Bob No Pants"
"Dr. Do Me A Little"
"Jamacian Me Horny"

:lol:
 
Can you ever forget the classic "White men can hump"

Spend 15 minutes surfing through an online DVD store. The names they come up with will have you in stitches.

AO
 
CliffBanger springs to mind....
 
how about "Awesome Asians" or the classic "Muffy the Vampire Layer"?
 
The SPERMINATOR

note:sorry about the double/tripple/quadrouple posts, they just come poping into my head.
 
You can use the "edit" button to change and rework you previous posts. Very simple.

A quick search revealed these classics. (sorry for the repeats)

1. On Golden Blond

2. Edward Penishands

3. Satisfaction Jackson

4. Malcolm XXX

5. Muffy The Vampire Layer

6. Pulp Friction

7. Forrest Hump

8. Mr Holland's Orgy

9. Six Degrees of Penetration [ouch :odd:]

10. The Unaboner

A quick google search and you'll find hilarious lists reaching to
300+ titles. Such classic as Schindler's Fist, Johnny Pneumatic, Inspect Her Gadget, and The Loin King.

On a side bar, the running joke is that to get your "porn star name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the road you grew up on. Max Hill.

AO
 
Planet Of The Babes

I'm pretty sure that movie sucked. I saw one naked person wearing a guerilla mask and changed the channel.
 
:best topic ever::lol:

Bend over brazilian babes 2

Crouching woman hidden boner
 
Originally posted by Der Alta

On a side bar, the running joke is that to get your "porn star name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the road you grew up on. Max Hill.

AO

Hi, Max, I'm Snuff Mandolin.
 
Hmmm. Im Boris Napoleon :odd:


- Fast and the Furious

- Womb raider :yuck:

- The Gaytrix: Penetrations :eek:
 
I would be Hannibal Hackman!

On the movie titles, there was one called Jane Bond meets Thunder-Balls.
 
" Sleeping in bed with boys"

" I spy with my little eyes "

' Captain Corelli's Camcorder"
 
I'm Spot Gristmill...eww.
 
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