Futurama Quotes

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Fry: I don't want you to hear it until it's done.
Leela: But it's beautiful.
Fry: So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked.
 
Leela: "Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialog."
Fry: "Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read."
 
i love Futurama!

but whats the quote where Bender or Fry (cant remember :sick: ) makes the slug. and they put in a ton of salt? then someone says "how much salt did you put in" and he says something about just below fatal.

gah, cant remember :(
 
Famine
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneOffPoster

Many of these quotes were butchered.

[...]

Scruffy: I'm Scruffy, the janitor.
Irony.

Where's the irony? That quote is exactly correct (checked DVD), therefore wasn't butchered. Perhaps OneOffPoster could have left of the "Scruffy:" but the formating would have been lousy had (s)he done so.
 
SomeGuy
Where's the irony? That quote is exactly correct (checked DVD), therefore wasn't butchered. Perhaps OneOffPoster could have left of the "Scruffy:" but the formating would have been lousy had (s)he done so.

Scruffy clearly says "Scruffy. A janitor."
 
SALEENROBS7
hey who likes the episode where all of them get $300 to spend, and fry gets 100 coffees, its hilarious


You mean 300 big boys?? I saw it last night.


Bender: "You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You've been up all night?"
Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* "Coffee time!"
Bender: *gets cigar out* "Ah, mighty fine smokable."
Fry: "Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!"
 
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