Some moron at school got pissed at me
because i could recognize that he had a Saleen s7R on his binder. When i pointed it out to him he said "It's not a Saleen S7R. It's a Ferrari." When i pointed out how wrong he was, he took my notebook, which had a Koenignogseggseggseggggabbaseggviking on it. He asked me what it was, When I responded "Koenigsegg CCX," He went nuts and proceded to grab my pen and stab me with it, Yelling "ITS A LAMBO!" at the top of his lungs. When I got him off of me, which wasn't hard, considering he weighed 95 LBs, I pinned him down. I started lecturing about how Lambos have a different greenhouse compared to Ferraris. He eventually went to the Principal's office, and was suspended for the next week. I got off scot free, becaise i claimed it was in self defense. Should I feel bad?